The Spirit of 76: 76 4th of July Jokes

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Celebrate Independence Day with some family 4th of July jokes.

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 4th of July jokes.
  2. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  3. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes &  Tea Jokes)
  4. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes / Music Jokes / Dance Jokes)
  6. Since 1776, America has been sipping on liber-tea. (Tea Jokes)
  7. What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars! (Flag Day Jokes)
  8. What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA! (Tea Jokes)
  9. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  10. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  11. HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor. (4th of July Jokes & Tea Jokes)
  12. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  13. Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
  14. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (4th of July Jokes)
  15. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings! (4th of July Jokes)
  17. What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. ((365 Music Jokes / Music Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  18. Do you know why Americans never knock?… Because freedom rings.
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day! (Barber Jokes)
  20. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (World Geography Jokes)
  21. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  22. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  23. What do the moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution. (Full Moon Jokes)
  24. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  25. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Fathers Day Jokes)
  26. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner. (Flag Day Jokes)
  27. May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you!
  28. There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
  29. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  30. Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76. (Ghost Jokes)
  31. Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism. She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
  32. Do other countries also have the 4th of July? Why not?… It’s the next day after the 3rd of July.
  33. What is George Washington’s favorite football team?… The New England Patriots. (NFL Jokes)
  34. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
  35. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (World Geography Jokes & Mailman Jokes)
  36. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  37. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  38. Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in China.
  39. I’m good at 4th of July firework displays… I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (Canoe Jokes & Music Jokes)
  43. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
  44. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby 4th of July! 
  46. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  47. I’m throwing a 4th of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  48. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (South Dakota Jokes)
  49. What did Thomas Jefferson do before signing the Declaration of Independence?… He did a pre-ramble.
  50. Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away! (Dance Jokes)
  51. 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (World Geography Jokes)
  52. Best American Battle Book Never Written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech. (American Revolution Jokes)
  53. What do you find when you see the Hulk holding the American flag?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  54. Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  55. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks… The four best F words ever! (Fireworks Jokes)
  56. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: On the bottom! (American Revolution Jokes)
  57. What do you call a can that has the patriotic spirit on the 4th of July?… A Merry can. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  58. What does a patriot use on his dry skin?… A Revo-lotion.
  59. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  60. What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?… Red, White, and BOO! (Ghost Jokes)
  61. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (Art Jokes)
  62. What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?… Pops-icles. (Dad Jokes & Popsicle Jokes)
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys the 4th of July.
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes / Fireworks Jokes / Egg Jokes)
  65. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle. (Pickle Jokes)
  66. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)
  67. Which is the most patriotic tea that Americans like to drink?… It’s liber-tea. (Tea Jokes)
  68. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (American Revolution Jokes)
  69. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  70. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Book Jokes)
  71. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
  72. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the 4th of July!
  73. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  74. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom! (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  75. Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?… Because he is in a cent. (Civil War Jokes)
  76. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? (Canoe Jokes)