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- 180 School Jokes
- Inauguration Jokes
- New Year’s Day Jokes
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- Snow Day Jokes
- Winter Jokes (January Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about January? (January Knock Knock Jokes)
- January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
- January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- January 5th: I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
- January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
- January 6th: When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my new year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- January 6th: Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?… He was on the far right.
- January 8th Christmas gifts will be delivered on January 8 this year instead of December 25 Santa has been asked to quarantine for 14 days. (Covid Jokes)
- Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?… Her Janufairy Godmother. (Cinderella Jokes)
- What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
- January 13th: On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools… Hawaii IS the early warning system… (Hawaii Jokes)
- What do you say on 1st of January?… Oh, 2021 just seems like yesterday! (New Year’s Day Jokes)
- If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
- Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (Teacher Jokes / January Jokes for Teachers / Grammar Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (New Year’s Day Jokes)
- January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Popcorn Jokes: What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (Inauguration Jokes)What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?… Happy Boo Year! (Ghost Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- January 20th National Penguin Day: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- Why did the teacher put the new calendar in the freezer?… To start off the New Year in a cool way. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?… Whoopie Pi! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
- January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!