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Top 10 January Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about January? (January Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
  3. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  4. January 5th: I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  5. January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  6. January 6th: When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my new year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes New Year’s Day Jokes)
  7. January 6th: Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?… He was on the far right.
  8. January 8th Christmas gifts will be delivered on January 8 this year instead of December 25 Santa has been asked to quarantine for 14 days. (Covid Jokes)
  9. Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?… Her Janufairy Godmother. (Cinderella Jokes)
  10. What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  11. January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk JokesWhat do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  12. What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  13. January 13th: On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools… Hawaii IS the early warning system… (Hawaii Jokes)
  14. What do you say on 1st of January?… Oh, 2021 just seems like yesterday! (New Year’s Day Jokes)
  15. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  16. January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
  17. Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (Teacher Jokes / January Jokes for Teachers / Grammar Jokes)
  18. Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (New Year’s Day Jokes)
  19. January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  20. January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Popcorn Jokes: What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  21. January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (Inauguration Jokes)What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?… Happy Boo Year! (Ghost Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  22. January 20th National Penguin Day: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes & Whale Jokes)
  23. Why did the teacher put the new calendar in the freezer?… To start off the New Year in a cool way. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  24. January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
  25. January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!