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More Labor Day Jokes…

  1. My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!.”  I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”  She said, “You’re fired.”
  2. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  3. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes)
  4. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  5. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  6. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Teacher Jokes)
  7. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Doctor Jokes)
  8. You know, I use to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
  9. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  11. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  12. “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds 
  13. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
  14. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
  15. I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  16. I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
  17. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  18. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  19. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Fireworks Jokes)
  20. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  21. What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  22. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids)
  23. She got fired from her job as a hot dog vendor because she put her hair in a bun. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  24. If all wealth is gained through labor, why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
  25. I took a job at UPS, but I couldn’t express myself.
  26. I tried being a fireman, but I suffered burnout.
  27. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
  28.  I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.  
  29. This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
  30. How’s the fireworks business?…Booming!! (Fireworks Jokes)
  31. I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor.” (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  32. Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?… They always have seed money. (Watermelon Jokes)
  33. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  34. I next worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  35. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
  36. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Coffee Jokes)
  37. Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  38. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes)
  39. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  40. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates. They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
  41. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes)
  42. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Tree Jokes)
  43. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
  44. What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Hamburger Jokes)
  45. Why do construction crews on Mt. Rushmore have such a hard time figuring out who the boss is?… Because it’s covered with foremen. (South Dakota Jokes)
  46. Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?… They’re seedy. (Watermelon Jokes)
  47. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
  48. I became a personal trainer in a gym, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  49. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar. (Guitar Jokes)
  50. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!