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- I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
- What did Nat King Cole sing after he won a round of golf?… Un-fore-gettable, in every way. (Golf Jokes)
- Why does Sir-Mix-a-Lot always chip the ball away from the flagstick?… He likes big putts and he cannot lie. (Golf Jokes)
- Where do pirates like to eat?… the HARRRRRRD rock cafe! (Travel Guest Blogs & Pirate Jokes)
- What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Music Jokes)
- What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
- This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
- An earthquake’s favorite song is Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys. (Earthquake Jokes)
- What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business” (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.” (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Cat Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the All-American football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Football Jokes)
- Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville. Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
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- What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. (Elephant Jokes)
- What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What MTV show does a fishing camp director watch?… The Reel World! (Fishing Jokes & Music Jokes)
- 4th of July Jokes for Kids: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Watermelon Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
- What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
- What do you call Katy Perry when she is skateboarding?… Skaty Perry. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys.
- What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Do you know who would be a great spokesperson for the Key West?… Alicia Keys. (Key West Jokes & Piano Jokes)
- What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds. (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Sunglasses Jokes)
- Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- To whom do musicians bring their ripped jeans, torn shirts, and socks with holes in them?… James Taylor.
- Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Bee Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
- Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes))
- What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie. (Egg Jokes)
- What kind of music do killer whales like?… They listen to the orca-stra!
- Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Social Studies Jokes)
- What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Walking Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Turtle Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (March Madness Jokes)
- What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What music does a lobster listen to?… Bisque-o.
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple’s song for two ghosts to share?… Invisible String.
- What did the romantic sing after she got a paper cut?… I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love!