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  1. I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes Peanut Jokes)
  2. What did Nat King Cole sing after he won a round of golf?… Un-fore-gettable, in every way. (Golf Jokes)
  3. Why does Sir-Mix-a-Lot always chip the ball away from the flagstick?… He likes big putts and he cannot lie. (Golf Jokes)
  4. Where do pirates like to eat?… the HARRRRRRD rock cafe! (Travel Guest Blogs & Pirate Jokes)
  5. What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Music Jokes)
  6. What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  8. An earthquake’s favorite song is Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys. (Earthquake Jokes)
  9. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business” (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  10. What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.” (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  11. Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Cat Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  12. Why couldn’t the All-American football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Football Jokes)
  13. Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville. Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
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  15. What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. (Elephant Jokes)
  16. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  17. What MTV show does a fishing camp director watch?… The Reel World! (Fishing Jokes & Music Jokes)
  18. 4th of July Jokes for KidsWhat dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  19. What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Watermelon Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
  20. What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
  21. What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
  22. What do you call Katy Perry when she is skateboarding?… Skaty Perry. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  23. Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys.
  24. What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  25. Do you know who would be a great spokesperson for the Key West?… Alicia Keys. (Key West Jokes Piano Jokes)
  26. What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds. (Psychology Jokes)
  27. What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  28. Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  29. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  30. To whom do musicians bring their ripped jeans, torn shirts, and socks with holes in them?… James Taylor.
  31. Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Bee Jokes)
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  33. Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes))
  34. What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie. (Egg Jokes)
  35. What kind of music do killer whales like?… They listen to the orca-stra!
  36. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  37. “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Social Studies Jokes)
  38. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Walking Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  39. How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Turtle Jokes)
  40. Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (March Madness Jokes)
  41. What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  42. How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  43. What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  44. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  45. What music does a lobster listen to?… Bisque-o.
  46. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  47. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
  48. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  49. Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple’s song for two ghosts to share?… Invisible String.
  50. What did the romantic sing after she got a paper cut?… I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love!