Top 50 June Jokes

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  1. June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st… But they May be wrong. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. June 3rd: National Donut Day: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?…. A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes)
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  5. June 4th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  6. Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  7. June Pun: June-O we have one of the best June Jokes pages in the world?
  8. June 8th World Oceans Day: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about June? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  10. Don’t June know it’s August? (June Jokes)
  11. Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  12. Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
  13. Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
  14. June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  15. June 15th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  16. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
  17. June 17th: Bunker Hill Day Bunker Hill Day Jokes: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Constitution knock-knock joke? (Constitution Jokes)
  19. Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  20. June 19th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. 
  21. June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes) 
  22. June 21st Amazon Prime Day: Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
  23. If January threw a parade for June, would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  24. I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke? (Hurricane Jokes)
  26. Saturday June 25th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
  27. What do you call a snowman in June?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
  28. Summer 2020: I was 25 when 2020 started… It’s June and I’m 52. (Covid Jokes)
  29. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  30. Summer 2020: My dad said everything would be back to normal by June… So I told him yesterday “Julyed” (Dad Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  31. Fat Albert Insult “You’re like school in June. No class.”
  32. What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?… A May-Sayer. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  33. I just asked my teacher what his favorite part about being a teacher is…He responded with June, July, and August. (180 School Jokes & 365 Teacher Jokes)
  34. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April May, June. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  35. How much does a rainbow weigh?… Hardly anything. They’re pretty light! (Rainbow Jokes)
  36. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  37. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Wedding Jokes)
  38. Why did the dolphin cross the beach?… To get to the other tide! (Dolphin Jokes)
  39. My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust… We call her Summer for short. (Summer Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  40. Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) 
  41. Don’t June know it’s August? (August Jokes)
  42. What do you call a striker playing a June match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
  43. What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Leprechaun Jokes & Music Jokes)
  44. What did May tell June when they were fighting?… Don’t July to me!
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  46. What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?… Don’t July to me! 
  47. What did May tell June when they were fighting?… Don’t July to me.
  48. June 6th: National Trails Day: (1st June Saturday) Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  49. What do you call someone who doesn’t belive it is June yet?… A May-Sayer
  50. If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year… February 30th April 31st June 31st September 31st November 31st