Google Search “101 Hamburger Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hamburger jokes.
- Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King! (King Jokes & Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
- Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?… They re great at the plate! (Baseball Jokes)
- Who was the burger’s favorite all-time movie director?… Sizzle B. DeMille! (Movie Jokes)
- Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Who should be the spokesperson for National Hamburger Day?… Deion PRIME time Sanders. (College Football Jokes)
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (Baby Jokes)
- Who is a hamburger’s favorite football coach?… Coach PRIME (time)! (College Football Jokes)
- When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time!
- Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?… Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders!
- Why did the cheeseburger get into a fight with the veggie burger?… It had beef.
- Who is a hamburger’s favorite football player of all-time?… Deion PRIME time Sanders. (College Football Jokes)
- Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?… They re great at the plate! (Baseball Jokes)
- How did the jury find the hamburger?… Grill-ty as charred. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- What kind of food truck serves hamburgers?… A patty wagon. (Police Jokes)
- Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- What is the hamburgers motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again! (365 Inspiring Quotes & Fast Food Jokes)
- Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?… Very rare-ly. (Vampire Jokes)
- Where does a burger go on vacation?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! (World Geography Jokes / Hiking Jokes/ Travel Guest Blogs)
- What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?… Steak Me Out to the Ballgame! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
- Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Basketball Jokes)
- What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Bee Jokes)
- How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents?… Meet Patty.
- What do hamburger workers say at the start of shift?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Labor Day Jokes)
- How does a penguin cook burgers?… With his flippers. (Penguin Jokes)
- Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?… Because it’s a FAST food! (Track Jokes)
- What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?… I’ve been flamed! (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call it when you help someone make a hamburger?… A co-whopperation.
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
- What did the patriotic burger name its baby?… Patty-otic! (4th of July Jokes)
- What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?… When somebody says, “Well done!”
- What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?… A fastball – a sizzler. (Baseball Jokes)
- What did the Memorial Day cake say to the hamburger?… You look grilliant today!
- How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?… They chew the fat.
- A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes and whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.” (Library Jokes)
- What’s the difference between new and old hamburger meat?… One is ground beef and the other is browned grief
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Meatball Jokes)
- Why are Wendy’s hamburgers square?… Because they don’t cut corners. (Geometry Jokes)
- How did the french fry propose to the hamburger?… He gave her an onion ring!
- What did the personal trainer tell the hamburger?… Work those buns.
- What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?… French flies.
- Which burgers can tell your fortune?… Medium burgers.
- What do ghosts serve on Memorial Day?… Grave-y Burgers! (Ghost Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
- A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Camping Jokes)
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
- What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?… Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
- Which baseball team is currently the favorite with hamburger fans?… The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!
- What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?… Top Bun. (Movie Jokes)
- How does a burger acquire good taste?… With a little seasoning!
- What do skiers eat for lunch?… Icebergers. (Skiing Jokes)
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Bacon Jokes for Kids / Police Jokes / Pig Jokes)
- Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
- What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?… Chilly sauce! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Book Jokes & Onion Jokes)
- How was the hamburger murdered?… First it was rolled, then smothered in onions.
- When do burgers quit their jobs?… The day they decide to meat LOAF!
- What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?… Hot dog!
- What is the hamburgers most familiar song?… Home on the Range!
- Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef.
- In what school subjects does the teacher say, “Well done, hamburgers!”?… A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
- Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… To a meatball. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How many vegans does it take to eat a hamburger?… Depends if anyone is looking.
- What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?… Fry-by-night!
- What do you call a frozen hamburger?… A ham-brrr-ger.
- Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.” (Book Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The manager told him the meal was on the house! (Hiking Jokes)
- The hamburger sits down at the bar and asks the bartender “Hey can I get a beer?” The bartender replies “Sorry we don’t serve food here.” (Beer Jokes)
- Which burgers love to act?… Ham-burgers!
- How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?… They re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! (Music jokes)
- What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?… They Fry Who Came in from the Cold!
- Who do hamburgers love on TV?… Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
- Who is the hamburgers favorite actress?… Candice Berger! (Movie Jokes)
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
- Why were the leftover burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?… They saw the salad dressing!
- When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?… When the chips are down!
- What is an angry polar bear’s favorite food?… A “brrr” “grrr”! (Bear Jokes)
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Sports Joke for Kids)
- What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?… A French Quarter pounder. (Mardi Gras Jokes)
- What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes &Alaska Jokes)
- Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?… The meatball heroes! (Meatball Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
- Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?… He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)
- What song do burgers sing on the job?… Gristle While You Work!
- Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?… A double!
- What happens when two burgers fall in love?… They live together in holy meatrimony!
- How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s?… They loin fast!
- Who can beat any burger at golf?… Any LINKS sausage!
- Who are the hamburgers favorite people?… Vegetarians!
- What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?… The meatric system, silly!
- How far do burgers go in school?… Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!). (College jokes)
- Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?… They get to meet their old flames! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Snowman Jokes)
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm! (Police Jokes)
- Why are hamburgers essential to football?… Because the game is played on a griddle-iron! (Football Jokes)