Hurricane Jokes for Kids

by | Jul 29, 2019 | Latest News, School Jokes | 0 comments

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes hurricane jokes.
  2. Hurricanes are no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  3. Hurricane Francine Jokes: What 2024 hurricane did the French citizens watch closely?… Hurricane Francine. (Bastille Day Jokes) 
  4. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  5. What did the hurricane say to the coast?… I have my eye on you.
  6. The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
  7. Hurricanes are very… depressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  8. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane… He said, “Na-ama-ste.” (Surfing Jokes)
  9. What is the #1 requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  10. We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything. (Election Jokes)
  11. Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!” (Tornado Jokes)
  12. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
  13. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i.” (Grammar Jokes)
  14. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought… hmm, there’s a storm brewing. (Tea Jokes)
  15. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Texas Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  16. I want to make a joke about a hurricane… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  17. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster. 
  18. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first.
  19. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  20. Why did the teacher rush to the hurricane flood zone?… To test the water. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  21. What happens to a sailboat in a hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  22. What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season. (Jimmy Buffett Jokes)
  23. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  24. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida… you could say I have tropical depression. (Florida Jokes)
  25. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
  26. What is the #1 Clash song during a hurricane?… “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” (365 Music Jokes)
  27. Why did the hurricane go to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  28. Hurricane Debby Jokes: I love Little Debbie treats. Hurricane Debby… not so much.
  29. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route? (Canoe Jokes)
  30. A hurricane was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm. (Beer Jokes)
  31. Hurricane Ernesto Jokes: What hurricane makes the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
  32. Hurricane Ernesto Jokes: When Hurricane Ernesto hit Puerto Rico in August of 2024?… It was a PR disaster.
  33. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing.
  34. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around. 
  35. I’m trying to write a joke about a hurricane… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  36. So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the “Hurricane Sandy”… Essentially, it’s a just a watered-down Manhattan. (Beer Jokes)
  37. You can’t trust hurricanes… they’re known to blow things out of proportion.
  38. Ernesto Jokes: What hurricane invests the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
  39. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t.
  40. I asked the hurricane for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  41. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)
  42. Where does a turtle go when during a hurricane?… A shell-ter. (Turtle Jokes)
  43. A hurricane just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.(Cheese Jokes)
  44. This Halloween in Tampa I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  45. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  46. Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  47. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  48. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
  49. A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away… The sea rises by and says “Hello Beach! Where’s the rest of ya!?” The beach replies: “I’m not shore anymore.”
  50. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon. (Book Jokes)
  51. I tried to catch some fog during the hurricane… but I mist.
  52. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight.
  53. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze. (Tree Jokes)
  54. You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?… It’s just a watered down Bahama Mama.
  55. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down. (Horse Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  56. What did the hurricane say to Florida?… I have my eye on you.
  57. Hurricane Sandy Jokes: What hurricane is like a typical beach house guest?… Sandy. (New Jersey Jokes)
  58. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm hit the Eastern US in September 2015. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix. (Arizona Jokes)
  59. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Ian?… Tampa Pray.
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  61. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
  62. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. (Carolina Jokes)
  63. Have you heard about the hurricane party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  65. Texas refuses to remove it’s statues… Hurricane volunteers to help. (Texas Jokes)
  66. What did the Hurricane say to Texas coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
  67. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place. (Squirrel Jokes)
  68. What do you call a walking stick that makes Nana walk faster?… A hurricane. (Walking Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  69. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo. (Grammar Jokes)
  70. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  71. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
  72. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
  73. I guess Mother Nature watches a lot of Oprah… Because it looks like everybody gets a hurricane.
  74. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c. (Grammar Jokes)
  75. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
  76. I’m trying to write a blog about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  77. Why did the hurricane apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  78. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
  79. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
  80. How did you find the tropical storm on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  81. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.
  82. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane. (Psychology Jokes)
  83. Hurricane Debby Jokes: Little Debbie treats are great. Hurricane Debby… not so much.
  84. A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, a hurricane and a divorced wife…. Nothing! They all get the house. (Marriage Jokes)
  85. Why are hurricane winds so fast?… Because if they weren’t, they’d be slowicanes.
  86. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the r!
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a tropical storm and a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming? (Canoe Jokes)
  89. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 96 MPH could be the start of a category 2 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe for the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)(Canoe Jokes)
  91. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 111 MPH could be the start of a category 3 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we are getting a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  94. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  95. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 136 MPH could be the start of a category 4 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  96. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a category 4 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  97. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  98. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  99. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Hurricane Ian is very… depressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
  101. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough batteries before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  102. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke? (June Jokes)
  103. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  104. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes… It’s only a draft at the moment. (Book Jokes)
  105. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it. It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan. (New York Jokes)
  106. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  107. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Hurricane Ian is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  108. Hurricane Ian Jokes: What did the Hurricane Ian say to Florida?… I have my eye on you. (Florida Jokes)
  109. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  110. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  111. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”? (Florida Jokes)
  112. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida think twice about renting a house in Louisiana during hurricane season!
  113. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  114. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  115. Hurricane Ian was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm. (Beer Jokes)
  116. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  117. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandpa walk faster?… A hurricane.
  118. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  119. How did you find the hurricane on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  120. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  121. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hurricanes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  122. I am in the process of writing a big research paper on hurricanes… The first draft really blew me away.
  123. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a of. (Grammar Jokes)
  124. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a Ro.(Grammar Jokes)
  125. What did the hurricane say to the shore?… I have my eye on you. 
  126. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
  127. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you think of any MORE hurricane jokes?
  128. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida think twice about buying a house in Louisiana because of hurricane season!
  129. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida evacuate RIGHT NOW! (August Jokes)
  130. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida like to thank the National Weather Service for keeping us updated!
  131. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida prepare for the hurricane RIGHT NOW!
  132. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida make sure the pets are packed up and ready to go!
  133. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the government leaders and listen to their advice!
  134. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida stock up on water!
  135. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida check the generator!
  136. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida get bread and water!
  137. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida rather be safe than sorry!
  138. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida buy some batteries!
  139. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida fill up the car with gas!
  140. What happens to a sailboat in a category 3 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  141. What happens to a sailboat in a category 2 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  142. What happens to a sailboat in a category 1 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  143. I want to make a joke about Hurricane Henri…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  144. Hurricane Irma was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm. (Beer Jokes)
  145. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Hurricane Ian just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.(Cheese Jokes)
  146. Hurricane Ian Jokes: I want to make a joke about hurricane Ian… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  147. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a oof.

Updated 8.15.2024