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- 2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom Jokes: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
- March 1st: I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (Birthday Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- March 4th National Grammar Day: What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- March 4th: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
- 2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom Jokes: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
- March 6th: Oreo CookieDay: Why do basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- March 7th National Cereal Day: In the morning… I become a cereal killer.
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
- Sometimes February feels like it will last forever… But time Marches on.
- March 12th: Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
- March 12th: Selection Sunday: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
- March 14th: Pi Day Jokes for Teachers: March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
- March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
- March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (Cemetery Jokes)
- Clean Prom Jokes: What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- Where do you find Google in March?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
- March 20th 1st Day of Spring Jokes: A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
- If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (February Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- What’s Irish and comes out during March?… Paddy O’Furniture.
- February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (February Jokes)
- Dr. Seuss Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes
- March 26th Fun fact about Beethoven. On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing. (Music Jokes)