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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
- Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced. (Jedi Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
- What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an .. (Darth Vader Jokes)
- Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- Is BB hungry?… No, BB-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
- How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia! (Jedi Jokes)
- What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
- Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?… He was making too many Wookiee mistakes. (Baseball Jokes)
- Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Jedi Jokes)
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!” (Sith Jokes)
- What would Obi-wan say if he was a teacher?… Metaphors be with you. (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
- What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?… Obi-wan then Obi lost. (Darth Vader Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
- Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Navy Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
- Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
- Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired. It is sad… but you can’t really feel bad for DV-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
- How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out?… The Maul. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?… She had Alderaan answers! (Jokes for Teachers)
- My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.” (Divorce Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said! (Movie Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2! (R2D2 Jokes)
- Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?… He always choked.
- Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke. (Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.” (Yoda Jokes)
- How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. (Jedi Jokes)
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?… Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?… The Umpire. (Baseball Jokes)
- Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?… He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.” (Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes)
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, May the Force be with You. (Flower Jokes)
- May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?… He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious. (Grammar Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing! (365 Music Jokes)
- Why did C-3P0 get lost?… He went on an R2-Dtour. (R2D2 Jokes)
- What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship?… Di-vorce is strong with these two. (Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes)
- What car does Obi-Wan drive?… A Highlander. (Car Jokes)
- How do you stir fry on Endor?… With an e-wok.
- What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin. (Jedi Jokes)
- Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce. (Divorce Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?… He felt his presents… (Christmas Jokes)
- Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?… Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. (Sith Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Did you know RD2D uses foul language?… They have to bleep out all his words! (R2D2 Jokes)
- So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan… and Fives is short for CT-27-5555… and Artoo is short for R2D2… and Chewie is short for Chewbacca… What is Luke short for?… A stormtrooper.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night… He’s being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm.
- Why couldn’t Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?… Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
- Why is vodka Obi-Wan Kenobi’s least favorite drink?… Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Obi Wan Kenobi?
- Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
- So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character…. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
- Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami?… Because he had the high ground.
- Anakin: You underestimate my power! Obi wan: Your watt? Anakin: Exactly!
- Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?… Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at breakfast?… Use the forks, Luke.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?… These are not the ‘roids you are looking for.
- Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?… He likes the high grounds.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a goodObi Wan Kenobi knock-knock joke?
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at lunch?… Use the forks, Luke.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Obi Wan Kenobi knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?… Only one cannoli.
- Why won’t Obi-Wan mix you a vodka cocktail?… Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke.
- What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite type of BBQ sauce?… A bold one.
- I found a small coffee shop named Higher Ground… Now I know where to find Obi-Wan if I need him.
- Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him… They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
- Why was Luke under the Christmas tree?… He wanted to feel Obi Wan’s presents.
- What do you call an Italian Jedi?… Obi Wan Cannoli.
- What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?… Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
- What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?… May the floss be with you.
- How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?… They always single file, to hide their numbers.
- Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
- After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, “Daddy, why was R2D2 such a potty mouth?” Puzzled, I asked him what he meant. He replied, “Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!” (Dad Jokes)
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! (Birthday Jokes)
- Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
- What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?… Rebel scrum! (Rugby Jokes)
- Husband: “That is him. That’s Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars.” Wife: “Are you sure?” It doesn’t look like him, go on over and ask.” Husband: (A couple of minutes later) I walked back over to her. Wife: “Well, what did he say?” Husband: “Nothing. It’s a rubbish bin.”
- My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D… … and I said, yes, but they R2D2. (Movie Jokes)
- What Star Wars character sells hot dogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?… One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.