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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
  2. Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced. (Jedi Jokes
  3. Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
  4. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  5. Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  6. I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
  7. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
  8. What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an .. (Darth Vader Jokes)
  9. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  10. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)
  11. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  12. Is BB hungry?… No, BB-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
  13. How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia! (Jedi Jokes)
  14. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
  15. Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?… He was making too many Wookiee mistakes. (Baseball Jokes)
  16. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Jedi Jokes)
  18. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!” (Sith Jokes)
  19. What would Obi-wan say if he was a teacher?… Metaphors be with you. (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  20. What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?… Obi-wan then Obi lost. (Darth Vader Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  21. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
  22. Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Navy Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
  23. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  24. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  25. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  26. Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired. It is sad… but you can’t really feel bad for DV-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
  27. How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  28. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out?… The Maul. (Black Friday Jokes)
  29. Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?… She had Alderaan answers! (Jokes for Teachers)
  30. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.” (Divorce Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  31. R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said! (Movie Jokes)
  32. Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2! (R2D2 Jokes)
  33. Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?… He always choked.
  34. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke. (Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  35. Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.” (Yoda Jokes)
  36. How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. (Jedi Jokes)
  37. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?… Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  38. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?… The Umpire. (Baseball Jokes)
  39. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?… He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.” (Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes)
  40. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, May the Force be with You. (Flower Jokes)
  41. May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  42. Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?… He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious. (Grammar Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  43. What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing! (365 Music Jokes)
  44. Why did C-3P0 get lost?… He went on an R2-Dtour. (R2D2 Jokes)
  45. What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship?… Di-vorce is strong with these two. (Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes)
  46. What car does Obi-Wan drive?… A Highlander. (Car Jokes)
  47. How do you stir fry on Endor?… With an e-wok.
  48. What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin. (Jedi Jokes)
  49. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce. (Divorce Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  50. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  51. How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?… He felt his presents… (Christmas Jokes)
  52. Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?… Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. (Sith Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  53. Did you know RD2D uses foul language?… They have to bleep out all his words! (R2D2 Jokes)
  54. So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan… and Fives is short for CT-27-5555… and Artoo is short for R2D2… and Chewie is short for Chewbacca… What is Luke short for?… A stormtrooper.
  55. Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night… He’s being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm.
  56. Why couldn’t Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?… Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
  57. Why is vodka Obi-Wan Kenobi’s least favorite drink?… Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
  58. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Obi Wan Kenobi?
  59. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  60. So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character…. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
  61. Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami?… Because he had the high ground.
  62. Anakin: You underestimate my power! Obi wan: Your watt? Anakin: Exactly!
  63. Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?… Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
  64. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at breakfast?… Use the forks, Luke.
  65. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?… These are not the ‘roids you are looking for.
  66. Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?… He likes the high grounds.
  67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a goodObi Wan Kenobi knock-knock joke?
  68. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at lunch?… Use the forks, Luke.
  69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Obi Wan Kenobi knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  70. How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?… Only one cannoli.
  71. Why won’t Obi-Wan mix you a vodka cocktail?… Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
  72. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke.
  73. What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite type of BBQ sauce?… A bold one.
  74. I found a small coffee shop named Higher Ground… Now I know where to find Obi-Wan if I need him.
  75. Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him… They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
  76. Why was Luke under the Christmas tree?… He wanted to feel Obi Wan’s presents.
  77. What do you call an Italian Jedi?… Obi Wan Cannoli.
  78. What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?… Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
  79. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?… May the floss be with you.
  80. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?… They always single file, to hide their numbers.
  81. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  82. After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, “Daddy, why was R2D2 such a potty mouth?” Puzzled, I asked him what he meant. He replied, “Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!” (Dad Jokes)
  83. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! (Birthday Jokes)
  84. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  85. What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?… Rebel scrum! (Rugby Jokes)
  86. Husband: “That is him. That’s Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars.” Wife: “Are you sure?” It doesn’t look like him, go on over and ask.” Husband: (A couple of minutes later) I walked back over to her. Wife: “Well, what did he say?” Husband: “Nothing. It’s a rubbish bin.”
  87. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D… … and I said, yes, but they R2D2. (Movie Jokes)
  88. What Star Wars character sells hot dogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  89. What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?… One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.