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- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best cheeseburger jokes!
- Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville… Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” (Music Jokes)
- Who is the unofficial spokesperson for National Cheeseburger Day?… Wimpy from Popeye. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (Baby Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Camping Jokes)
- What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll! (Bread Jokes)
- Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes)
- Where can a cheeseburger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
- When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time! (Prime Day Jokes)
- What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
- Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheeseburgers?
- Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- Can a cheeseburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- What kind of food truck serves cheeseburgers?… A patty wagon.
- Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef. (Rain Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheeseburger knock-knock joke?
- Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm! (Police Jokes)
- Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
- How do you make a cheeseburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house! (Hiking Jokes)
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Meatball Jokes)
- What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheeseburger knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)
- Who was the cheeseburger’s favorite all-time movie director?… Sizzle B. DeMille! (Movie Jokes)
- Where do they hold MMA fights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
- Where do all the cheeseburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… To a meatball. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Where does a cheeseburger go on vacation?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! (World Geography Jokes / Hiking Jokes/ Travel Guest Blogs)
- Do they really serve cheeseburgers in Transylvania?… Very rare-ly. (Vampire Jokes)
- When does a cheeseburger smile?… When somebody says, “Well done!”
- What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear, and cheese?… A “brrr” – “grrr”! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- What great song is associated with cheesburgers and baseball?… Steak Me Out to the Ballgame! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Why can any cheeseburger run the mile in under four minutes?… Because it’s a FAST food! (Track Jokes)
- Why aren’t cheeseburgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Basketball Jokes)
- Why do cheeseburgers make good baseball players?… They;re great at the plate!
- Why are cheeseburgers essential to football?… Because the game is played on a griddle-iron! (Football Jokes)
- Why do cheeseburgers feel sad at barbecues?… They get to meet their old flames! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How did the jury find the cheeseburger?… Grill-ty as charred. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes & Horse Racing Jokes)
- What do penguins eat for lunch?… Ice-burgers! (Penguin Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.” (Fast Food Jokes)