Top 50 Back to School Jokes for Teachers

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  1. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  2. If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
  3. A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  5. Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  6. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  7. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  8. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes & Train Jokes)
  9. How do bees get to school?… By school buzz! (Bee Jokes)
  10. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Head teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  11. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  12. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Top 50 State Jokes)
  13. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  14. What’s the king of all school supplies?… The ruler. (180 School Jokes)
  15. Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework. (180 School Jokes)
  16. Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Student: Me! (Elementary School Jokes)
  17. Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?…  Because it had so many problems. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  18. How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler!
  19. Knock Knock…Who is there?… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, do your homework! (Teacher Jokes)
  20. Son to mother after 1st day of school. “Nothing exciting happened except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat, so I told her.” (Cat Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  21. Why did nose not want to go to school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (Biology Jokes)
  22. What did the calculator say to the girl on the first day of school?… Pick me and I’ll solve all your problems! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did the echo get detention on the first day of school?… It kept answering back. (Principal Jokes)
  24. What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?… Hiss tory. (US History Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  25. Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  26. What school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  27. Why did the Cyclops teacher have such an easy first day of school?… He only had one pupil. (Biology Jokes)
  28. The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  29. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  30. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school. (High School Jokes)
  31. What flies around an elementary school at night?… The alpha-bat. (Elementary School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  32. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school. (Surfing Jokes)
  33. What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?… Knight school. (Knight Jokes)
  34. What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school?… Pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  35. Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  36. Teachers always seem happy on the first day of school. That’s because they’re getting paid to be there. We kids have to do it for free. (Teacher Jokes)
  37. Why was school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (US History Jokes)
  38. What vegetables to librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Library Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  39. The first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school…. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  40. What do elves learn in school?… The elf-abet! (Christmas Jokes / Elf Jokes / Christmas Trivia Answers)
  41. Mother: How do you like your new teacher? Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up front for the present and then she didn’t give me one! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  42. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
  43. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  44. A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Book Jokes)
  45. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes / Tree Jokes / Arbor Day Jokes)
  46. Son: I think we need a new teacher. Mom: Why is that? Son: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.
  47. Why did the broom get a poor grade in class?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  48. Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”. Student: Today and Tomorrow. (Teacher Jokes)
  49. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes / Giraffe Jokes / High School Jokes)
  50. Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Student: But these are the only feet I’ve got! (Biology Jokes)