101 Grinch Jokes

by | Dec 5, 2022 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Grinch jokes. (Grinch Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  4. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
  5. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  6. Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX! (Movie Jokes)
  7. Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy! (Disney Jokes)
  8. Does the Grinch use the metric system?… No, he measures everything in grinches. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  9. How doe the Grinch climb Mt. Crumpit?… grinch by grinch.
  10. How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber. (Car Jokes)
  11. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Police Jokes / Lawyer Jokes / Grammar Jokes)
  12. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  13. Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?… Because it makes him green with envy!
  14. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  15. What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog. (Grandparent Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  16. Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?… He has a green thumb.
  17. The older I get… the more I relate to the grinch living alone with his dog.
  18. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
  19. What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  20. What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
  21. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  22. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  23. What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?…  Mean-opoly! 
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Grinch?
  25. What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
  26. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  27. How does the Grinch measure Christmas trees?… In grinches.
  28. How does the Grinch measure Christmas Mt. Krumpit?… In grinches.
  29. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk! (Police Jokes)
  31. How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully. (Anti-Bullying Blogs)
  32. What did all the turkeys say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  33. Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
  34. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
  35. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
  36. Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses. (Lawyer Jokes)
  37. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Beer Jokes)
  38. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes)
  39. Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
  40. What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? (Police Jokes)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Grinch knock-knock joke?
  42. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes)
  43. Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence. 
  44. Why was the Grinch invited to the Halloween costume party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe named the mean, green character who stole Christmas. (Canoe Jokes)
  46. I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the author of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”(Canoe Jokes)
  48. I’m throwing a hobbit party to watch the grinch… It’s just a little get-together.
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how the Grinch makes Max look like a reindeer? (Canoe Jokes)
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog? (Canoe Jokes)
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mountain where the Grinch lived? (Canoe Jokes)
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the actor who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Grinch knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Who’s live in? (Canoe Jokes)
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Grinch steals Christmas from? (Canoe Jokes)
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the the Grinch has in his soul? (Canoe Jokes)
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June.. June Who?… June know the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
  59. Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  60. Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the director of the Grinch 2000 movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  62. What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday? Grinchmas!
  63. What is the Grinch’s least favorite rap group?… Who-Tang Clan.
  64. Why did the elf look so mad?… He had a resting Grinch face.
  65. How doe the Grinch descend Mt. Crumpit?… grinch by grinch.
  66. How doe the Grinch complete a marathon?… grinch by grinch.
  67. How doe the Grinch get to Whoville?… grinch by grinch.
  68. How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber.
  69. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over to watch the Grinch?… They are too eccentric!
  70. Why do you never want to invite a tree to your house to watch the Grinch?… Because they never leaf when you want them to.
  71. I’m waiting for Spider-Man to come over to watch the Grinch… He said he’s swing by soon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  72. Why does everyone invite ice cream to watch the Grinch?… It’s cool! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  73. No one at the Grinch viewing party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on. (Bee Jokes)
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Grinch lives?… (Just North of Who-Ville)
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the most likely reason that the Grinch hated Christmas?… (His heart was two sizes too small)
  77. Although the Grinch disliked many things about Christmas, what was the one the one thing he liked least of all?… Every Who down in Who-ville would start singing
  78. “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!” What was the Grinch’s dog’s name?… Max
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch ransacked Who-ville, what was “the first thing to go!”… These stockings!
  80. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch cleaned out the icebox. He even took the last can of what?… Who-hash!
  81. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when stealing a Christmas tree, the Grinch was caught in the act by a small Who (not more than two!)…what was her name?… Cindy-Lou Who
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the Grinch said when he was taking the Christmas tree?… “Why, my sweet little tot,” the fake Santy Claus lied, “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. “So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. “I’ll fix it up there. Then I’ll bring it back here.”
  83. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what was the last thing the Grinch took from the house?… The log for their fire
  84. How did the Grinch know that he hadn’t stopped Christmas?… The Who’s were singing. Without presents at all!
  85. How much did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… 3 sizes!
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the the Grinch has in his soul? 
  87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where does the Grinch have termites?
  88. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how does the Grinch know that Christmas has come in spite of his interference? He hears singing. 
  89. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how long has the Grinch hated Christmas? Fifty-three years. 
  90. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special? Boris Karloff. 
  91. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Which TV network originally aired How the Grinch Stole Christmas? CBS.
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me How many sizes did the Grinch’s heart grow that day? Three. 
  93. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me What does the Grinch do after he returns the toys to Whoville? He carves the Roast Beast. 
  94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who played Betty Lou Who? Molly Shannon. 
  95. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what does the Grinch take the last can of? Who Hash. 
  96. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who does the Grinch dress up as before he steals all of Whoville’s Christmas trees, presents, and food? Santa Claus. 
  97. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me hat was the last thing the Grinch took from Whoville? A log from the fire. 
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who pulls the Grinch’s sleigh? The Grinch’s dog, Max.
  99.  Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how old was Cindy Lou Who? Two.
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who wrote the book that inspired the Grinch? Dr. Seuss. 
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me ho was the costume designer for the 2000s movie adaptation? Rita Ryack. 
  102. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me ho gets the first slice of the Roast Beast? Max. 
  103. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what is the real name of the author who wrote the book? Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel
  104. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why did Grinch steal any vegetables from Whoville?… Because no one will carrot all if they were gone.
  105. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what’s the Grinch’s favorite song?… Tresspacito!