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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best candy jokes.
- What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?… Candy corn. (Corn Jokes)
- I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat. And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat I told them “My hat my candy” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Hat Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (10 Full Moon Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What country does candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
- What kind of candy is never on time?… Choco-LATE. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?… Her-She Kisses. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What kind of candy do you get at the airport?… Plane chocolate! (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
- Why did the lifesaver go to summer school?… It wanted to be a Smartie! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Astronomy Jokes & Mars Jokes)
- What is the cow’s favorite candy bar?… Milky Way. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?… S’mores Code! (Cookie Jokes)
- What do lacrosse player like for candy?… A fast break. (Lacrosse Jokes)
- What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy. (Farming Jokes)
- What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What is red, white, and blue over winter break?… A sad candy cane.
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?… Because he wanted sweet dreams. (Napping Jokes)
- What message is on candy hearts for cats?… “You’re purr-fect!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for the candy! (Vampire Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy! (Halloween Jokes)
- What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?… Give me my quarterback! (Candy Jokes & Football Jokes)
- How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
- What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about candy?
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Arthur…. Arthur who?… Arthur any chocolates left for me? (Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day)
- What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
- What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?… “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good candy knock-knock joke?
- What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?… The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
- I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Movie Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good candy knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
- Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos! (California Jokes)
- What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Grinch Jokes)
- Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles. (Popcorn Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What do you call an infant that cries a lot?… Baby Ruthless. (Baseball Jokes)
- What is a bunny’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa. (Lamb Jokes)
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Dentist Jokes & Cookie Jokes)