101 Leap Year Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Leap Year jokes.
2. Be ready…. the Leap Year jokes are coming.
3. I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Year… but I decided to jump on the band wagon. (365 Music Jokes)
4. The great thing about leap-year jokes… you only hear them repeated every 4 years.
5. What is the unofficial brand of Leap Year?… Jumpman!
6. Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes)
7. What is the official song of Leap Year?… Jump around by House of Pain! (365 Music Jokes)
8. 2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (February Jokes)
9. What kind of music do you listen to during a Leap Year?… Hip Hop. (Music Jokes)
10. Why is Leap Day in February?… Isn’t winter long enough already? (Winter Jokes)
11. This year is a Leap Year… Guess you should jump with joy.
12. How do you know if a year is a leap year?… It jumps out at you!
13. My Nana and Grandpa weren’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But they decided to jump on the band wagon. (Grandparent Jokes)
14. Have you met anyone with birthdays on Leap Year Day… They are all mature for their age. (Birthday Jokes)
15. What do you tell a hitchhiker during a Leap Year?… Hop In. (Car Jokes)
16. What do the Chinese call the Year of the Frog?… Leap Year. (Frog Jokes)
17. What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (February Jokes & Frog Jokes)
18. Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer… Rest In Peace people born on the 29th of February. (Birthday Jokes)
19. Why did the sprinter get disqualified during the Leap Year?… He tried to jump the gun. (Track and Field Jokes)
20. The government says I can’t get my pension yet, as I am only 22. I hate being born on a leap year… All my friends are 88. (Retirement Jokes)
21. Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023… But so far, nothing leaps to mind.
22. How do you know it’s almost Leap Day?… When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away.
23. What do athletes wear during a Leap Year?… Jumpsuits. (365 Sports Jokes)
24. What do kids play during a Leap Year?… Hop-scotch. (43 Reasons to Celebrate Global School Play Day)
25. Every year is Leap Year… for Odell Beckham Jr. (NFL Jokes)
26. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap Year. (Frog Jokes)
27. What do you call a surgery during a Leap Year?… A hop-eration. (Doctor Jokes)
28. My coworker was fired during a Leap Year… apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end. (Labor Day Jokes)
29. What does a lawyer do during a Leap Year?… Jump to conclusions. (Lawyer Jokes)
30. I’m going to get married on February 29th… so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years. (Marriage Jokes)
31. What do you call a talking frog?… A quantum leap. (Frog Jokes)
32. If the coronavirus learns to jump on Leap Year… we are all in trouble.(Covid Jokes)
33. What is the most popular restaurant during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes)
34. Why did the sprinter get disqualified during the Leap Year?… He tried to jump the gun. (Track and Field Jokes)
35. What does a butterfly during a Leap Year?… Jump out of his own skin. (Butterfly Jokes)
36. What does a Navy captain do during a Leap Year?… Jump ship. (Navy Jokes) 
37. What do surgeons perform during a Leap Year?… Hop-erations. (Doctor Jokes)
38. Where do most people eat during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes)
39. Leap Day Jokes: Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally! (Beer Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
40. What does a butterfly do on Leap Day?… Jump out of his own skin. (Butterfly Jokes)
41. What is the official brand of Leap Day?… Jumpman.
42. What do toads say on Leap Day?… “Wart’s new?” (Frog Jokes)
43. What do you call a surgery on Leap Day?… A hop-eration. (Doctor Jokes)
44. What do you call a talking Kangaroo?… Unbe-Leap-able. (Kangaroo Jokes)
45. What did the baby kangaroo say to the mama kangaroo?… Don’t leap me hanging. (Baby Jokes)
46. What happens to a baby wallaby on February 29th?… He grows by leaps and bounds.
47. In what year were kangaroos discovered?… A leap year. (Kangaroo Jokes)
48. October 31st should be a leap year. One day you’re having a good time with Halloween… Then it’s 3 years of being ghosted. (Ghost Jokes)
49. If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?… A light year.
50. What do you call a frog born on February 29?… Leap frog. (Birthday Jokes & Frog Jokes)
51. Are you gonna buy into an annual subscription of any kind?… Do it on February 29, you might get it free for the next four years!
52. What is a frog’s favorite day of the year?… Leap Day. (Frog Jokes)
53. How do you know it’s almost Leap Day?… When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away.
54. Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes)
55. What is the official brand of Leap Day?… Jumpman
56. What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In. (Car Jokes)
57. What do kids play on Leap Day?… Hop-scotch
58. What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… Leap Day. (Frog Jokes)
59. What does a lawyer do on Leap Day?… Jump to conclusions. (Lawyer Jokes)
60. What does a butterfly do on Leap Year?… Jump out of his own skin. (Butterfly Jokes)
61. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me if it is a Leap Year? (Canoe Jokes)
62. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe spell Leap Year? (Canoe Jokes)
63. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the next Leap Year will be?
64. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me Leap Year? (Canoe Jokes)
65. This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years. And if you support England they’re both over with very quickly.
66. Happy 2025 to all. Remember we must skip 2024 — it’s a Leap Year.
67. Did you know that February 29 is both Leap Day and Bachelor’s Day?… AWESOME! Now we have an extra day to not make decisions!
68. Why was the math book sad on Leap Year?… Because it had too many problems and only an extra day to solve them. (Math Jokes for Kids)
69. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how to celebrate a Leap Day? (Canoe Jokes)
70. What did the frog say on February 29th?… “Hoppy leap year, everyone!” (Frog Jokes)
71. Trying to figure out why 2028 will be longer than 2027… But so far, nothing leaps to mind.
72. Be ready…. the Leap Day jokes are coming.
73. Today is a leap day… Guess you should jump with joy.
74. How did the leap year party go?.. It was jumping all night long!
75. Why did the calendar feel unbalanced during leap years?… Because it had an extra day to juggle!
76. What did the February calendar page say about the other months?… “I may be short, but I’ve got a leap day!”
77. Why was the mathematician fascinated by leap years?… It added an extra dimension to their calculations! (Math Jokes for Teachers)
78. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite sport?… Long jump, of course! (Track and Field Jokes)
79. This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years. And if you support Scotland they’re both over with very quickly.
80. Why was the man planning to tie the knot on February 29th?… So he can tell his spouse he only forgets their anniversary once every four years! (Wedding Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
81. Why did the calendar go to therapy?… Because it had way too many leap years to deal with!
    (Psychology Jokes)
82. What did the frog say to February 29th?… You always make me jump for joy! (Frog Jokes)
83. Why did the cat refuse to acknowledge leap year?… It didn’t want to admit it had nine lives for four more years! (Cat Jokes)
84. Why did the dog want February 29th to come faster?… Because it wanted to chase its tail for an extra day! (Dog Jokes)
85. Why did the soccer player love leap year?… It gave them an extra day to score goals!
86. What did the calendar say when February 29th finally arrived?… “Leapin’ lizards, it’s about time!”
87. Why was February so popular with the other months?… Because it brought an extra day of fun to the party!
88. How does a leap year baby plan their wedding?… They have to make sure they pick a date that comes around more often! (Wedding Jokes)
89. Why did the leap year baby’s friends throw them a surprise party on February 28th?… Because they couldn’t wait another four years to celebrate! (Baby Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
90. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite book?… “The Time Traveler’s Leap!” (Baby Jokes)
91. Why did the leap year baby become a comedian?… They had four times as long to perfect their jokes! (Birthday Jokes)
92. Why did the leap year baby become a detective?… They were used to tracking down their birthdays! (Police Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
93. How does a leap year baby celebrate New Year’s Eve?… With four times the fireworks! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
94. How does a leap year baby celebrate their 100th birthday?… They’ve only had 25 official birthdays! (Birthday Jokes)
95. Why did the leap year baby become an actor?… They were used to waiting four years for their big break! (Movie Jokes)
96. Why did the leap year baby start their own business?… They had four times the ambition!
97. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite holiday?… Christmas, because they get presents every year! (Christmas Jokes)
98. Why did the leap year baby go to the doctor on February 29th?… They wanted to make sure they were still aging properly! (Birthday Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
99. Why did the leap year baby refuse to blow out their candles?… They were waiting for four years’ worth of wishes! (Birthday Jokes)
100. How does a leap year baby plan for retirement?… They have to save four times as much!
101. Why don’t we ever plan important events on February 29th?… Because it’s too risky to take a leap of faith!