101 Lacrosse Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
  2. Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?… To get to the other slide. (Car Jokes)
  3. The first time I ever played lacrosse it was fairly stressful… every time after that was fairly re-laxing.
  4. You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs. (Crab Jokes & Maryland Jokes)
  5. What do you call a fish who plays lacrosse?… A lox bro. (Fishing Jokes)
  6. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Car Jokes)
  7. Why couldn’t anyone see the lacrosse ball?… The defense cleared it.
  8. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  9. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  10. How did the lacrosse player cross the road?… He used the lacrosse walk! (Walking Jokes)
  11. Where do attacks go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
  12. What do lacrosse players drink?… PenalTea! (Tea Jokes)
  13. How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
  14. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  15. Why would you want to marry a lacrosse goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  16. Did you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  17. Why did the lacrosse player visit the bank?… He wanted to give out more checks.
  18. Why did the lacrosse player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball. (Police Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the lacrosse ball.
  20. Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. If a lacrosse player no longer wants to date you… expect a fast break-up. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  22. Why did the lacrosse player’s clothes always look so wrinkled?… Too many crease violations.
  23. Why was Darth Vader bad at lacrosse?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
  24. How are defensive lacrosse players like a car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Car Jokes)
  25. How are lacrosse players like Pilgrims?… They both look to settle. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  26. How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
  27. What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  28. Why are lacrosse players never on time?… Because they’re always cutting it close. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  29. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! (Car Jokes)
  30. What do lacrosse players call the first meal of the day?… Fast break. (Breakfast Jokes)
  31. How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages?… By Air Mail. (Mailman Jokes)
  32. What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)
  33. Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game?… So she could tie the score.
  34. What sport is the most religious?… Lacrosse.
  35. Why was the magician like the captain of the lacrosse team?… He was the best at hat tricks. (Magic Jokes)
  36. Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together. (Computer Jokes)
  37. What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick?… Cutting edge.
  38. Why couldn’t the all-star lacrosse player listen to music?… Because he broke the record. (365 Music Jokes)
  39. Why couldn’t the lacrosse team lose a goal?… They always had a goal keeper.
  40. Which animal is the best at lacrosse?… A score-pion.
  41. Which lacrosse team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  42. How are lacrosse players like immigrants?… They both look to settle. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  43. Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
  44. What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse?… A pocket protector.
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about lacrosse?
  46. Why can’t you play lacrosse with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
  47. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
  48. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A lacrosse coach. (Walking Jokes)
  49. Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
  50. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
  51. What do lacrosse player like for candy?… A fast break. (Candy Jokes)
  52. What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
  53. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes / Disney Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
  54. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  55. Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good lacrosse knock-knock joke?
  57. What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?… They become referees.
  58. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team?… Because she kept running away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes / Disney Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good lacrosse knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  60. What time is it when a hockey team chases a lacrosse team?… Ten after nine. (9:10) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  61. How are lacrosse players like pioneers?… They both look to settle.
  62. Which lacrosse player has the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet!
  63. What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
  64. How are defensive lacrosse players like a bus?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
  65. How are defensive lacrosse players like a bike?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Bike Jokes)
  66. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to play lacrosse?
  67. How are defensive lacrosse players like a unicycle?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Car Jokes)
  68. How are defensive lacrosse players like a scooter?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Car Jokes)
  69. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me all the positions on a lacrosse team?
  70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to play lacrosse goalie?
  71. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me your favorite lacrosse team?
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me your favorite lacrosse player?
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the college lacrosse program with the most Division I NCAA championships?
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the college lacrosse program with the most Division II NCAA championships?
  75. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the college lacrosse program with the most Division III NCAA championships?
  76. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the college lacrosse program with the most Division I Women’s NCAA championships?
  77. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the college lacrosse program with the most Division II Women’s NCAA championships?
  78. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the college lacrosse program with the most Division III Women’s NCAA championships?
  79. How are defensive lacrosse players like a skateboard?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Skateboarding Jokes)
    • Where do FOGOs go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
  80. Where do middies go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
  81. Where do long stikcs go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
  82. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the name of the professional lacrosse league?
  83. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the names of all the teams in professional lacrosse league?
  84. Lacrosse Player: I beat people with a stick.
  85. Lacrosse Player: That is how I roll.
  86. Lacrosse Player: Just re – lax.