Top 50 Lacrosse Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
  2. Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?… To get to the other slide.
  3. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Car Jokes)
  4. Why would you want to marry a lacrosse goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  5. Why couldn’t anyone see the lacrosse ball?… The defense cleared it.
  6. Where do attacks go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
  7. Why did the lacrosse player’s clothes always look so wrinkled?… Too many crease violations.
  8. Why couldn’t the lacrosse team lose a goal?… They always had a goal keeper.
  9. What do lacrosse players drink?… PenalTea!
  10. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
  11. What do lacrosse player call the first meal of the day?… Fast break.
  12. How are defensive lacrosse players like a bus?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
  13. Why was the magician the captain of the lacrosse team?… He was the best at hat tricks.
  14. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  15. The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful… every time after that was fairly re-laxing.
  16. Which animal is the best at lacrosse?… A score-pion.
  17. What sport is the most religious?… Lacrosse.
  18. What do you call a fish who plays lacrosse?… A lox bro.
  19. How did the lacrosse player cross the road?… He used lacrosse walk!
  20. What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?… They both use drills!
  21. Why did the lacrosse player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball.
  22. Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game?… So she could tie the score
  23. What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick?… Cutting edge.
  24. Which lacrosse team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  25. Why did the lacrosse player visit the bank?… He wanted to give out more checks.
  26. How are lacrosse players like Pilgrims?… They both look to settle.
  27. What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  28. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  29. How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
  30. Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
  31. Did you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus.
  32. How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages?… By Air Mail.
  33. Why couldn’t the lacrosse player listen to music?… Because he broke the record.
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about lacrosse?
  35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
  36. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A lacrosse coach
  37. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
  38. Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
  39. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey
  40. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes / Disney Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
  41. Why are lacrosse players never on time?… Because they’re always cutting it close.
  42. What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse?… A pocket protector.
  43. Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners.
  44. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  45. Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together.
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good lacrosse knock-knock joke?
  47. What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?… They become referees.
  48. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team?… Because she kept running away from the ball.
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good lacrosse knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  50. Why can’t you play lacrosse with pigs?… They hog the ball.
  51. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.
  52. What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
  53. If a lacrosse player no longer wants to date you… expect a fast break-up.
  54. Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.
  55. What time is it when a hockey team chases a lacrosse team?… Ten after nine. (9:10)
  56. How are lacrosse players like Pioneers?… They both look to settle.
  57. What do lacrosse player like for candy?… A fast break.
  58. Which lacrosse player has the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet!
  59. What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.