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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  2. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
  3. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  4. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
  5. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  6. We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  7. Happy Cinco De Mayo: A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
  8. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  9. What was Elvis’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack?… The jailhouse guac! (365 Music Jokes)
  10. The only downside to Cinco de Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
  11. 2020 was the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  12. Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  13. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  14. What is the #1 song for Cinco De Mayo… Tequila by the Champs. (365 Music Jokes)
  15. Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
  16. What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth jokes)
  17. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  18. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth Be With You). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (May The Fourth Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth)
  19. What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila Mockingbird.
  20. Cinco de Mayo was cancelled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo! (Covid Jokes)
  21. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros.
  22. It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5. (May Jokes)
  23. How do tacos say grace on Cinco De Mayo?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  24. Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
  25. What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)
  26. As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
  27. Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  28. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  29. Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
  30. Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo. It’s nothing personal… he just can’t stand Mayweather.
  31. Where are the best burritos served on Cinco De Mayo?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  32. A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco De May with a recent graduate…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  33. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
  34. When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
  35. What do call a cat in a blanket on Cinco de Mayo?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes Burrito Jokes)
  36. What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
  37. Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
  38. Happy Drinko de Mayo!
  39. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
  40. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
  41. What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
  42. I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
  43. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  44. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  45. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes Cheese Jokes)
  46. What do you call a person drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo.
  47. What is the warning label for Cinco de Mayo?… Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.
  48. What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  49. Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day.
  50. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  51. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  52. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  53. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Blizzard Jokes)
  54. Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
  55. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  56. What’s honey mustards least favorite holiday?… Cinco de Mayo.
  57. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. (Ocean Jokes)
  58. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
  59. What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip. (California Jokes) 
  60. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo?
  62. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Taco Jokes)
  63. May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke?
  65. Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday. It’s time to rock out with your guac out!
  66. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golf Jokes)
  67. What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  68. Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes)
  69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  70. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes! (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  71. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Cinco De Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  72. What is the similarity between Labor Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Only one, both are not celebrated by the Mexicans.
  73. I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow. Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
  74. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?” I don’t like Mayweather!” (Boxing Jokes)
  75. Hope you had a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  76. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  77. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  78. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  79. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Arizona Jokes)
  80. What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas.
  81. What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?… They Netflix and chili.
  82. To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday
  83. At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise. And they just loved it. They couldn’t make mayonnaise quick enough. Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico. Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise went with it, the Mexicans were devastated. So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event. Know what they called that holiday? Cinco de Mayo
  84. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans! (Beer Jokes)
  85. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes Burrito Jokes)
  86. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
  87. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  88. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
  89. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  90. Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes)
  91. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  92. What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Worm Jokes)
  93. Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks, “When am I going to die?” The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.” Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?” The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”
  94. What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
  95. Happy Cinco de Mayo! I hope every Juan has a great day.
  96. Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight. And after that, I’ll have dinner.
  97. Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo? Because only white people celebrate it.
  98. What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo? Felix Naughty Dog.
  99. In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say “No Trespassing”.
  100. I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever.