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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best American Revolution jokes. (American Revolution Jokes)
  2. How come there’s no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  3. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
  4. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (Chicken Jokes)
  5. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British. (Mailman Jokes)
  6. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (180 School Jokes)
  7. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (Iced Tea Jokes & Tea Jokes)
  8. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  9. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up! (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  11. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
  12. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (Ghost Jokes)
  13. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
  14. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette.
  15. Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  16. British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July… When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea. (Tea Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t George Washington’s father yell at him for chopping down the cherry tree?… Because George was still holding the axe… (Tree Jokes & George Washington Jokes)
  18. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: At the bottom. (Jokes for Teachers)
  19. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes)
  20. Where did General Washington put his armies?… In his sleevies! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  21. What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  22. What did a patriot put on his dry skin?… Revo-lotion!
  23. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes)
  24. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?… The Fodder of Our Country! (Cow Jokes)
  25. Who is a fake patriot?… Uncle Sham.
  26. What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes Mole Day Jokes)
  27. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…”Get in the boat, men!” (Top 50 State Jokes)
  28. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  29. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  30. If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?… Yankee Poodle. (Dog Jokes)
  31. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (Bird Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  32. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?… Monti jello.
  33. Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” (Virginia Jokes)
  34. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (Tea Jokes)
  35. What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space?… One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world. (Astronomy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  36. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Art Jokes)
  37. Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names.  Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states. One lad raised his hand and said, Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states. (4th of July Jokes)
  38. Why did George Washington put a chicken on guard duty?… He wanted to have “chicken catch a Tory.”
  39. What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?… Mt. Vermin!
  40. The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m four.” (Elementary School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  41. What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere. (Cat Jokes)
  42. What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?… John Hamcock! (Pig Jokes)
  43. What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  44. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  45. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (Duck Jokes)
  46. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party. (Boston Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  47. Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. (Black Friday Jokes)
  48. TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge. It was the first known casual tea of War.
  49. What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?…Yankee Doodler. (Art Jokes)