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- October 1st: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: I just read that every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children… How do we sleep at night? (180 School Jokes
- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (180 School Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
- Why did the tree get in trouble?… For being knotty! (Tree Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
- What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Witch Jokes)
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Skeleton Jokes)
- How was Frankenstein’s report card?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Are monsters good at math?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes)
- How was Frankenstein’s school Halloween costume?…Shocking.
- What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.”
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends at school?…He was a pain in the neck!
- How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried.
- What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster.
- What happens when two vampires meet at the school dance?… It was love at first bite!
- Where did the goblin throw the football at recess?… Over the ghoul line.
- Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one.
- Where do young ghosts go after school?… DaySCARE centers.
- What do you call a monster who poisons the school breakfast of corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
- What is a type of music is played at the Mummy High Halloween dance?… Rap music.
- Why did the Vampire read the school newspaper?… He heard it had great circulation.
- Why is it difficult to teach two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Witch Jokes)
- What does a ghost each for school lunch on Halloween?… a boo – loney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- What type of street has zombies school on it?… Dead-ends.
- Why did the Cyclops cancel the school Halloween partyl?… Because he only had one pupil.
- What did the Mummy drama director say when the final scene was done for the Halloween play?… Ok, that’s a wrap.
- Who got the highest grade on the zombie test?… Nobody, the scores was dead even.
- Who did Dracula bring to the prom?… His ghoul friend.
- What kind of Halloween candy should you never bring to the ghost school?…Life Savers.
- What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What did the school serve for high school lunch on Halloween?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- What does a witch use to keep her hair up for the school dance?… Scarespray!
- Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?… Because they have a lot of spirit.
- Why do ghosts like to ride the school elevators?… It raises their spirits.
- What do goblins and ghosts drink with their school lunch on Halloween?…Ghoul-aid!
- What is a high school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween school dance?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost at the Halloween dance?… You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
- How was Frankenstein’s final exam score?…Shocking.
- Why did the teacher giver the vampire mouthwash?… Because he had bat breath.
- How was Frankenstein’s book report?…Shocking.
- Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?… In the school casketeria.
- Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?… It dampens their spirits!
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?… His heart wasn’t in it.
- What instrument does a skeleton’s play for the school band?… The trombone.
- Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween school party?… Because everyone was a goblin!
- What is a vampire’s have with his school lunch?… A nectarine.
- What do teachers read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.
- Why is a skeleton the school bully?… He doesn’t have a heart.
- What do you call a nervous witch teacher preparing for a Halloween school play?… A twitch.
- What do vampires never order for school lunch?… A STAKE sandwich!
- Why was the mummy teacher so tense?… Because he was all wound up.
- What is a ghost’s have on his cereal before he goes to school?… Booberries!
- What kind of tie does a ghost wear to the school dance?… A boo-tie.
- What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
- Why was the skeleton always left out of the field trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What do the students have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
- What’s a play did the teacher read on Halloween?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
- What do vampires take when they are sick at school?… Coffin drops!
- What do high school football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
- What do you get when a teacher drops a pumpkin at the Halloween dance?… Squash.
- How did the teacher use to mend a broken jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
- What do you call ghosts that ring the school doorbell?…Dead ringers.
- What did the school serve for dessert on Halloween?… Booberry pie!
- What do schools serve for dessert on Halloween?… I scream!
- Why did school nurse give Dracula cold medicine?… To stop his coffin.
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween for school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- Where do most werewolves go to school?… In Howllywood, California.
- What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
- Where do most goblins go to school?… North and South Scarolina.
- Where did Dracula go on a school field trip in New York?… The Vampire State Building.
- How does a girl vampire flirt at school?… She bats her eyes.
- What Halloween candy is never on time for the Halloween school dance?… Choco-LATE!
- Why did the headless horseman go school?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
- What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
- This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for the candy! (Candy Jokes)
- Why are pumpkins so bad at tests?… Because they’ve had their brains scooped out!
- Why don’t ghosts play in the school band?…They get booooooooooed.
- What does the principal of Haunted High use to open the school?… A spooKEY!
- How do vampires get to Halloween school dances?… On blood vessels.
- Why don’t mummy teachers take school vacations?… They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
- What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
- In gym class, Frankenstein and Dracula had a tennis match. Who won?…Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
- In school, Frankenstein and Dracula had a spelling bee. Who won?…Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks! (sorry PG 13)
- What is a Ghost’s favorite school lunch?… HamBoogers
- What do ghosts use to wash their hair before school?… Sham boo!
- Why was the candy corn booed off the school stage during the Halloween talent show?… All of his jokes were too corny! (Corn Jokes)
- A teacher walked the invisible student to the school nurse’s office and said, “Nurse, the invisible student is here.” The school nurse replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
- Why did the vampire decide not participate in the school play?… Because he couldn’t find a part he could sink his teeth into.
- What is a skeleton’s favorite drink with school lunch?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones.
- Who won the school Halloween skeleton beauty contest?… No body.
- Where did the ghost family go on school vacation?… The BOO-hamas! (Ghost Jokes)
- Why is it hard for a ghost student to tell a lie in school?…Because you can see right through him. (Ghost Jokes)
- Why was the little ghost crying at school?…Because he wanted his mummy.
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.”
- What did the ghost teacher say to the noisy young ghost student who kept interrupting?… ”Spook when you’re spooken to.”
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo at recess?… A pumpkin patch.
- Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
- What song do vampires hate to sing at school?…”You are my sunshine!”
- Where did the ghost get it’s hair done before the Halloween dance?…At the boo-ty shop.
- When the ghost students got in trouble, who did the principal call?… His transparents.
- What do you call a skeleton that puts his head on his desk in school?… Lazy bones!
- What do ghosts read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.
- Why did Dracula miss school for the dentist?… He had a fang-ache.
- Are monsters good math teachers?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- Who did Dracula bring to the high school Halloween dance?… His ghoul friend.
- Why is it hard for a ghost teacher to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through him.
- What do principals read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.
- Who did Frankenstein take to the school dance?… His ghoul friend.
- Why can’t Dracula play baseball at recess?… He lost his bat.
- When the ghost students was not feeling too well, who did the school nurse call?… His transparents.
- What pants do students wear on Halloween?… BOO jeans.
- What kind of gum do ghosts chew?… Boo ble Gum.
- Why do ghosts make good cheerleading coaches?… Because they have a lot of spirit.
- Where do ghosts buy their lunch for school?…. At the ghost-ery store!
- Why did the vampires cancel the high school baseball game?… Because they couldn’t find their bats.
- Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?… Because they had all their brains scooped out.(Pumpkin Jokes)
- What kind of gum do ghosts chew?… Boo Boo Gum.
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
- What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween for school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- What is a middle school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- What is an elementary school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- What is a college golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- What do middle school football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
- What do elementary school football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
- What do college football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the elementary school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the middle school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the elementary school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the high school school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat to school?…Because there’s no point in it!
- Why did they serve corn on Halloween in the college cafeteria?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- What do monsters order at the school lunch?…French FRIGHTS!
- Are monsters good math students?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- Why is it hard for a ghost teacher to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through her.
- What do students read on Halloween?…BOO-ks
- How do vampires get to Halloween school proms?… On blood vessels.
- Why don’t mummy students take school vacations?… They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
- What does the teacher of Haunted High use to open the school?… A spooKEY!
- Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?… He only had one pupil!
- What do goblins and ghosts drink at the prom?…Ghoul-aid!
- What kind of tie does a ghost wear to the prom?… A boo-tie.
- What does a witch use to keep her hair up for the prom?… Scarespray!
- Where did the ghost get it’s hair done before the prom?…At the boo-ty shop.
- How was Frankenstein’s dance moves at the prom?…Shocking.