Grilled Cheese Jokes

by | Apr 9, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best grilled cheese jokes.
  2. There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  3. What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  4. If grilled cheese sandwich could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. 
  5. Why is a southwest grilled cheese sandwich such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  6. What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
  7. What did the cheese said to the bread?… “Slice to meat you!” (Bread Jokes)
  8. What did the bread say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  9. How do you make a sad grilled cheese sandwich?… Use blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. Why was the grilled cheese sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  11. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Give him a grilled cheese sandwich! (Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you call a grill cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Grilled Cheese Sandwich! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why do you have a problem with me having a grilled cheese sandwich on Cinco de Mayo?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  14. When do they smother a grilled cheese sandwich in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
  15. Have you heard the new grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
  16. What happened after an explosion at a grilled cheese truck?… All that was left was de brie.
  17. Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie. (365 Music Jokes)
  18. Do you want to hear a grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to make a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you order me a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you make me a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  22. When should you go on a diet of grilled cheese sandwiches?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  23. Which is the most religious grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss, because it is holy.
  24. Let’s work on your hypotheswiss on how to make a GRATE grilled cheese sandwich.
  25. This might sound so cheesy… but I think grilled cheese sandwiches are really grate.
  26. When should you keep an eye on your cheese sandwich?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
  27. Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich who failed to medal at the Olympics?… It fell at the final curdle. (Track and Field Jokes & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  28. Relax. Eat a grilled cheese sandwich and …. Just take it cheesy.
  29. Got to brie-live in magic of a grilled cheese sandwich. (Magic Jokes)
  30. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee!
  31. How can you make a mouse smile?… Give is a grilled cheese sandwich!
  32. What kind of music does a grilled Swiss cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music. (365 Music Jokes)
  33. Why did the grilled cheese sandwich maker get promoted?… He did a really gouda job at work. (Labor Day Jokes)
  34. Why did the grill cheese sandwich maker go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
  35. What kind of cheese do rodents like to use on a grilled cheese sandwich?… Mousearella.
  36. Why do you always serve a bag of chips with a grilled cheese sandwich?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  37. It’s gouda brie a good day… if you make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
  38. I need to asiago you a question… Can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich?
  39. Nothing can get cheddar than this… a fresh grilled cheese sandwich.
  40. Don’t cheddar tear, everything’s going to be okay… I will make you a grilled cheese sandwich.
  41. I Swiss you the best in your attempt to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
  42. I hope you have a hole lot of fun making a grilled cheese sandwich.
  43. Wanna hear a really cheesy grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Nevermind, it’s not that gouda.
  44. What type of cheese does a smurf use for a grilled cheese sandwich?… Blue cheese!
  45. What type of cheese do you use for a Tom Hanks’ grilled cheese sandwich?… Philadelphia. (Movie Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  46. When shouldn’t you believe a word your grilled cheese sandwich is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  47. What do grilled cheese sandwich makers dance to on Halloween?… The muenster mash! (Dance Jokes)
  48. What did the Cheese salesman say to the grill cheese truck worker?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  49. What’s a good way to start a conversation with a grilled cheese sandwich?… Is it brie you’re looking for?
  50. What do you call a “Grilled Cheese” after a few days in the fridge?… Chilled Grease.
  51. Grilled cheese: It’s like regular cheese but… it’s been bullied a lot.
  52. I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself… I had to go to the Bern ward… (Doctor Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  53. Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache… I guess I’m black toast intolerant. (Milk Jokes)
  54. Don’t worry, Brie happy! (Psychology Jokes)
  55. What type of cheese do you use to make a grilled cheese sandwich for a dinosaur?… Gorgonzilla.
  56. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.
  57. What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got a bad grade on the report card?… Gotta take the gouda with the bad.
  58. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a grilled cheese sandwich?… To brie or not to brie. (Shakespeare Jokes)
  59. Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss grilled cheese sandwiches?… It’s a hole business strategy.
  60. What was the grilled cheese sandwiches’ strategy when it ran for president?… Make America Grate Again. (Election Jokes)
  61. What do they say when you leave the grilled cheese sandwich shop?… Have a gouda day!
  62. Why didn’t I believe what the grilled cheese sandwich salesman told me?… It was too gouda to be true.
  63. Did you hear what happened to the grilled cheese sandwich after its breakup?… It got provolonely.
  64. Did you hear what happened to the grilled cheese sandwich after its divorce?… It got provolonely. (Divorce Jokes)
  65. Did you hear that the grilled cheese sandwich factory exploded?… The whole town was covered in de brie!
  66. What pickup line works on a grilled cheese sandwich?… This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
  67. I am having a meltdown… Can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich?
  68. What happens when you go on a grilled cheese diet?… You cheddar few pounds.
  69. Why does the Pope a grilled cheese sandwich made with Swiss cheese?… It’s hole-y.
  70. What cheese is used when making a grilled cheese sandwich at a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla. (Knight Jokes)
  71. Where is the best place to get a grilled cheese sandwich on vacation?… At the Stilton.
  72. What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a horse?… Mascarpone. (Horse Jokes)
  73. What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a lion?… Roar-quefort. (Lion Jokes)
  74. What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a beaver?… eDam
  75. What did the gorgonzola grilled cheese sandwich say to cheddar grilled cheese sandwich?… Lookin’ Sharp.
  76. When do they smother a sandwich in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  77. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.
  78. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  79. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?… You make me melt.
  80. What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?… I dis a brie.
  81. What did one cheese say to the other during a debate?… I dis a brie.
  82. What is a grilled cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?… The curdles.
  83. What is a grilled cheese lover’s favorite type of music?… R n’ Brie. (365 Music Jokes)
  84. How do you know it’s getting kind of serious in a cheese relationship?… They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
  85. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
  86. What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?… Forever provolone.
  87. What did the cheese call himself after he got divorced?… Forever provolone.
  88. How did the grilled cheese professor start class every day?… Oh queso…
  89. What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?… Nacho Man. (365 Music Jokes)
  90. Are you seriously addicted to cheddar grilled cheese sandwiches?… Nah, I’d say my case is more mild.
  91. A tornado destroyed a grilled cheese sandwich shop… All that was left was de brie.
  92. Why did the Greek woman stop eating grilled cheese sandwiches?… Because she was getting feta and feta.
  93. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe think of anything better than a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  94. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a grilled cheese sandwich for breakfast? (Canoe Jokes)
  95. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a grilled cheese sandwich for brunch? (Canoe Jokes)
  96. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch? (Canoe Jokes)
  97. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner? (Canoe Jokes)
  98. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a grilled cheese sandwich for supper? (Canoe Jokes)
  99. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me your favorite cheese to make a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  100. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe cut off the crust of my grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  101. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe put an extra slice of cheese on my grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)