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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best grilled cheese jokes.
  2. There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  3. What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  4. If grilled cheese sandwich could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. 
  5. Why is a southwest grilled cheese sandwich such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  6. What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
  7. What did the cheese said to the bread?… “Slice to meat you!” (Bread Jokes)
  8. What did the bread say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  9. How do you make a sad grilled cheese sandwich?… Use blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. Why was the grilled cheese sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  11. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Give him a grilled cheese sandwich! (Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you call a grill cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Grilled Cheese Sandwich! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why do you have a problem with me having a grilled cheese sandwich on Cinco de Mayo?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  14. When do they smother a grilled cheese sandwich in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
  15. Have you heard the new grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
  16. What happened after an explosion at a grilled cheese truck?… All that was left was de brie.
  17. Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie. (365 Music Jokes)
  18. Do you want to hear a grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to make a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you order me a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you make me a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  22. When should you go on a diet of grilled cheese sandwiches?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  23. Which is the most religious grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss, because it is holy.
  24. Let’s work on your hypotheswiss on how to make a GRATE grilled cheese sandwich.
  25. This might sound so cheesy… but I think grilled cheese sandwiches are really grate.
  26. When should you keep an eye on your cheese sandwich?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
  27. Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich who failed to medal at the Olympics?… It fell at the final curdle. (Track and Field Jokes & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  28. Relax. Eat a grilled cheese sandwich and …. Just take it cheesy.
  29. Got to brie-live in magic of a grilled cheese sandwich.
  30. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee!
  31. How can you make a mouse smile?… Give is a grilled cheese sandwich!
  32. What kind of music does a grilled Swiss cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music.
  33. Why did the grilled cheese sandwich maker get promoted?… He did a really gouda job at work.
  34. Why did the grill cheese sandwich maker go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
  35. What kind of cheese do rodents like to use on a grilled cheese sandwich?… Mousearella.
  36. Why do you always serve a bag of chips with a grilled cheese sandwich?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  37. Nothing can get cheddar than this… a fresh grilled cheese sandwich.
  38. Don’t cheddar tear, everything’s going to be okay… I will make you a grilled cheese sandwich.
  39. I Swiss you the best in your attempt to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
  40. I hope you have a hole lot of fun making a grilled cheese sandwich.
  41. Wanna hear a really cheesy grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Nevermind, it’s not that gouda.
  42. What type of cheese does a smurf use for a grilled cheese sandwich?… Blue cheese!
  43. What type of cheese do you use for a Tom Hanks’ grilled cheese sandwich?… Philadelphia. (Movie Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  44. When shouldn’t you believe a word your grilled cheese sandwich is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  45. What do grilled cheese sandwich makers dance to on Halloween?… The muenster mash! (Dance Jokes)
  46. What did the Cheese salesman say to the grill cheese truck worker?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  47. What’s a good way to start a conversation with a grilled cheese sandwich?… Is it brie you’re looking for?
  48. What do you call a “Grilled Cheese” after a few days in the fridge?… Chilled Grease.
  49. Grilled cheese: It’s like regular cheese but… it’s been bullied a lot.
  50. I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself… I had to go to the Bern ward… (Doctor Jokes & World Geography Jokes)