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October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes

In honor of Tacko Fall, we have listed our top 99 taco jokes for you to enjoy.

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best taco jokes.
  2. I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Fish Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  3. Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny. (Corn Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  4. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  5. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  7. I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. (Car Jokes)
  8. We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  9. Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
  10. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  12. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Labor Day Jokes)  
  13. Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
  14. National Taco Day is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  15. What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch?… “A Taco, ma.” (Car Jokes)
  16. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Burrito Jokes)
  17. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
  18. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair. (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Salad Jokes)
  20. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?… Aunt Chilada.
  21. Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos. (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  23. You cannot make everybody happy… you are not a taco.
  24. Did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?… No, but I had grate expectations.
  25. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
  26. Why are Tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart. (Psychology Jokes)
  27. Live like every day like it is is Taco Tuesday!
  28. Which Disney princess only comes out on National Taco Day?… Taco Belle! (Disney Jokes Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  29. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Music Jokes)
  30. A day without tacos won’t kill you… but why risk it?
  31. What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos.  (Taco Jokes / Bear Jokes / Napping Jokes)
  32. A math teacher asked her sassy student: “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “Well if you’re asking, I’ll still have 4.”(Math Jokes for Kids)
  33. I made up a song about how much I love Mexican food…. It’s a wrap. 
  34. A panda walks into a taqueria. He orders two tacos and gobbles them down. Then suddenly he draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.” The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” (Animal Jokes)
  35. A balanced diet is… a taco in both hands.
  36. My favorite princess is Taco Belle!
  37. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas
  38. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
  39. The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for tacos.
  40. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  41. What did the taco say to the turtle?… I like your shell. (Turtle Jokes)
  42. Taco Pun: Don’t worry… taco your time.
  43. Have a spec-taco-ular day!
  44. Don’t worry, taco your time.
  45. Taco Pun: Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
  46. Life is like a taco… It falls apart.
  47. Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
  48. Taco Pun: Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
  49. Taco Pun: Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
  50. Taco Pun: Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
  51. Taco Pun: Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!
  52. Taco Pun: I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!
  53. Taco Pun: Tacos have fillings, too!
  54. I‘m going to get tacos by whatever beans necessary.
  55. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  56. Taco Pun: I absolutely love tacos… in queso you didn’t know. (Cheese Jokes)
  57. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  58. We can taco ‘ver the phone later if you want. 
  59. Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. (Summer Jokes)
  60. As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game… To help us get more runs than our opponent.
  61. What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day?… “Taco the morning to ya!” (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  62. I wrapped my cat in a blanket… Now she’s a purrito. (Cat Jokes)
  63. My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos. (Cat Jokes)
  64. Someone asked me if I was into fitness… Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
  65. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  66. A tortilla chip is an i-salsa-les triangle. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  67. What did turtle say to the taco?… My shell or yours? (Turtle Jokes)
  68. If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type. (Valentine’s Day)
  69. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  70. Have you heard about the garlic taco diet?… You don’t lose any weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
  71. Why didn’t Superman eat the nachos at tonight’s taco Tuesday dinner?… He’s afraid of that chip-tonight.
  72. What do you call a cold taco?… A brrrrrrr-ito.
  73. What type of tortilla chip dip would a religious person prefer?… Gauca-holy.
  74. Why did the Mexican restaurant get such a great review on Tuesday night?… It was nacho average Taco Tuesday!
  75. What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday?… Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too…
  76. What did the taco say to the burrito?… “Where you bean?”
  77. I invited my new neighbor to go out for some Mexican food… I hope we have something to taco bout.
  78. What was the taco’s favorite part of the day?… Cumin home.
  79. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap ‘n’ roll.
  80. What did the taco mom ask her upset taco son?… Wanna taco bout it?
  81. What do tacos say on St. Paddy’s Day?… Taco the morning to ya!
  82. Lou Reed was supposed to come over, but he had to taco walk on the wild side instead.
  83. What attacked the nacho while he was out fishing?… A tacodile.
  84. The tortilla rebellion ended quickly, but it was a hostile taco-ver.
  85. How much do taco chefs earn?… A meager celery.
  86. Mama would always say… “pack an extra taco, just in queso you need it.”
  87. What do tacos do on the weekend?… Spend quality thyme with their kids.
  88. Taco Bell sure does know how to keep their secret recipe under wraps…
  89. What did the taco say when I asked it’s name?… It’s nacho business.
  90. What’s the secret to making good tostada?… Taco your time…
  91. We did the chef ask the unruly nacho?… Are you going taco-ooperate?
  92. What do tacos do while drinking coffee?… They read the pepper.
  93. What do you get when you mix the elemental compounds tantalum 73 and cobalt27?… TA-CO.
  94. How does a tortilla chip sneeze?… Na-choooooo.
  95. How did the children enjoy their tour of the tortilla factory?… They had a spec-taco-ular day!
  96. What do you call a boring taco?… A “bore” rido.
  97. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  98. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
  99. How can a taco get out of taco jail?… By making Taco Bail.