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  1. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  2. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea!
  3. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta!
  4. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  5. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
  6. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
  7. A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  8. Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta.
  9. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  10. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  12. There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  13. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Winter Jokes)
  14. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
  15. When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop… He was known as the pasta barista baby. (Coffee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  16. My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way.
  17. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you!
  18. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!
  19. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Grammar Jokes)
  20. If I waited to long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating? (Pasta Jokes)
  21. I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate.
  22. Spaghetti with Meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Pasta Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  23. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie.
  24. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  25. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo! (Halloween Jokes)
  26. Why is bad code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens.
  27. What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me! (Pasta Jokes)
  28. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne! (Christmas Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  29. A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well”. Doctor replies “Hmmm, I don’t think you’re eating properly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  30. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?… Pasta la vista!
  31. What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti!
  32. Why wouldn’t the family eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne!
  33. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine!
  34. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni!
  35. What do Italians say about pasta?… Every penne counts!
  36. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely!
  37. What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese!
  38. Eating Dinner With My Friends One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table. Me: “What do you want?” Him “Pasta bowl.” (Pasta Jokes)
  39. Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti. (Music Jokes)
  40. Why couldn’t the Italian pasta get into his house?… Because he had gnocchi!
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta Pasta who?… Pasta salt please.
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah Noah who?… Noah good Italian restaurant we can go to for dinner?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Sid… Sid who?… Sid down, it’s time to eat our pasta!
  44. What did the ravioli play at his birthday party?… Pasta parcel!
  45. How do you cook divine spaghetti?… Al Dante.
  46. What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?… The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!
  47. What kind of dish does an impasta make?… Faked ziti!
  48. What do you call pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?… Futura!
  49. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime.
  50. What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?… Aldente’s Inferno!
  51. Where does a good Christian spaghetti go when he needs guidance?… To his local pasta.
  52. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o! (Halloween Jokes)
  53. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  54. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie! (Pasta Jokes)
  55. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. (Pasta Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  56. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  57. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers & Pasta Jokes)
  58. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Ghost Jokes / Pasta Jokes / Movie Jokes)
  59. What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime! (Mom Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  60. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork. (Snake Jokes)
  61. What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in Italy?.. A Spaghetto.
  62. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Walking Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  63. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
  64. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido! (Halloween Jokes)
  65. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?…Chortle-ini!
  66. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it! (Boxing Jokes)
  67. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl! (Meatball Jokes)
  68. My Mom thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti… She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
  69. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.
  70. I asked a friend about the Flying Spaghetti Monster… He said “Well, it boils down to this!”
  71. I was teaching my son to cook spaghetti bolognese, he asked “How do I know when the spaghetti is ready?” “Ah, that’s the magic bit! You throw it at the wall and if it sticks, it’s ready!” I smiled. From over my shoulder I heard the clatter of a pan hitting the wall, then a voice said “Some of it stuck…”
  72. What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him… Pasta La vista, Baby! (Movie Jokes)
  73. Why is it so hard to eat spaghetti?… I’m not sure, but I heard it was in pasta bowl.
  74. How much thyme does Mike Tyson put into his spaghetti?… About twenty minutes.
  75. So I went to buy some spaghetti at the store… It was so crowded to I grabbed one packet and ran out. I pasta-out in the process…
  76. Spaghetti wife is sitting the the waiting room, waiting for her husband to get out of surgery. The doctor walks in and says ” I’m sorry to inform you but your husband pasta-way.”
  77. What did the cheese say to the spaghetti?… I’m gonna touch you. Do I have your parmesan?
  78. Did you hear about the guy who died from eating spaghetti?… He pasta way.
  79. They say you are what you eat… but I am not spaghetti!
  80. I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out… Now I’m feeling cannelloni.
  81. My best friend’s mum passed away recently. A month before his birthday too so that blew. On his birthday his dad asks me if I could help make a present which might remind him of his mum. I was a bit apprehensive but I agreed. All I had to do was being a can of crushed tomatoes and some flour. On his birthday, during the small gathering of friends, his father brings out a small dish of pasta and sauce. It was his mum’s recipe. He got so happy and sad and excited that he had a bit of a panic attack and threw up. His palms sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
  82. Alphabetti Spaghetti makes a handy ouija board… …for contacting people who’ve pasta way.
  83. My wife asked how you could tell if spaghetti was done, so I said throw it against the wall. If it sticks, it’s done. Imagine my surprise when I went into the kitchen to find sauce all over the wall.
  84. Pasta Puns: Nothing is impastable.
  85. Penne for your thoughts.
  86. Pasta la vista baby!
  87. Tortellini in love with you.
  88. It cost a pretty penne!
  89. This pasta is tortellini awesome!
  90. Come and spaghet it!
  91. You’re quite a dish!
  92. I’m feeling a little saucy today!
  93. Your future is full of pastabilities.
  94. I want to pasta time away with you.
  95. I cannelloni believe how good this pasta is.
  96. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
  97. My friend argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti.. you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
  98. A lady asked me if I needed help when I was choking on some alphabet pasta. She took the words right out of my mouth!
  99. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way? Now he’s a pizza history!
  100. I stopped eating Italian food, now that’s a thing of the pasta!
  101. This may sound a bit cheesy, but it is so grate to see you.