Top 50 Arizona Jokes

by | Dec 11, 2022 | Dads, Latest News, Moms, Parents, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Arizona jokes.
  2. What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  3. I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona! (Nebraska Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  4. How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk. (Cow Jokes)
  5. What did Theodore Roosevelt Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arizona)
  6. What is the tallest building in ?… The Arizona State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  7. Did you hear the joke about Humphrey’s Peak?… You won’t get over it. (Mountains of Arizona & Hiking Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arizona?
  9. How hot is it in Arizona?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  10. Can you name the capital in Arizona?… “A.”
  11. I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona.
  12. So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks satan for a blanket.
  13. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  14. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for each state)
  15. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix. (Hurricane Jokes)
  16. Have you heard about Sting’s new business?… He now reposesesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows. (365 Music Jokes)
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Arizona knock-knock joke?
  18. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arizona State Turnpike!
  19. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Salt River!
  20. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Gila River.(Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Arizona knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant… The concierge asks, “Do you have reservations?” One of the guys replies, “Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona.”
  23. Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it’s a dry cough. (Covid Jokes)
  24. The only constants in life are taxes, death, and… 99c+tax AriZona Iced Tea.
  25. A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.” The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains. “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.” “It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
  26. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Santa Cruz River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  27. If a plane crashed on the borders of California and Arizona where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  28. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arizona. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in! (Teacher Jokes)
  29. Tourist: “Lived in Flagstaff all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  30. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arizona Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  31. I just got fired from my cartography job in Arizona… They said I had no sense of Yuma.
  32. Where do Arizona elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  33. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Arizona?… Because Arizona drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  34. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Phoenix Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  35. How do the zebras at the Reid Park Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  36. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Heritage Park Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  37. Why won’t any of Arizona’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  38. In what state does the Verde River flow?… Liquid. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  39. What is a Agassiz Peak favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  40. Over the summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  41. Speaking of driving… Arizona roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  42. Over the winter, Arizona is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -40°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  43. Why is a Colorado River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  44. What did Arizona see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  45. In the news, Arizona had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  46. A man from Arizona was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  47. Why can’t Camelback Mountain and Mount Lemmon play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  48. How many Arizona men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Arizona has any cents.
  49. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Arizona?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  50. What is an Arizona cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)