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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best social studies jokes.
  2. I thought about being a historian… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (4th of July Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Spring Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  5. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (World Geography Jokes)
  6. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student:“Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
  7. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… George Washington… George Washington who?… George Washington who? Didn’t you learn anything in history class? (Presidents Day Jokes & George Washington Jokes)
  8. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up! (4th of July Jokes)
  9. Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it. (Pasta Jokes)
  10. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
  11. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Baseball Jokes)
  12. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Electoral College from Highest to Lowest & Election Jokes)
  13. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (4th of July Jokes)
  14. I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  15. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  16. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (4th of July Jokes)
  17. Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?” Student: “On the bottom!” (4th of July Jokes)
  18. My Social Studies teacher can read maps better than anyone I know… She is a legend.
  19. Where did Noah keep his bees?… In the ark hives. (Bee Jokes)
  20. Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super Bowl?… The History Channel. (NFL Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  21. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  22. I wanted to get the scoop on the history of ice cream… so I went to Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  23. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (President’s Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
  24. Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  25. What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  26. I thought about being a history professor, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  27. Tourist: ”Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?” Be a “Teacher Ranger” at Gettysburg National Military Park
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about social studies?
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good social studies knock-knock joke?
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good social studies knock knock jokes?
  31. What did one Union flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Jokes)
  32. What did one Confederate flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Jokes)
  33. Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?… Robert E Flea!
  34. Where did the General Lee put his armies?… In his sleeveis. (get it his sleeves)?
  35. Where did the General Grant put his armies?… In his sleeveis. (get it his sleeves)?
  36. Never take a victory for Grant-ed.
  37. Teacher: Abraham Lincoln had to walk 8 miles to so school. Student: He should have gotten up earlier and taken the bus like everyone else. (Top School Jokes)
  38. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
  39. Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Civil War Jokes)
  40. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  41. “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.” (Geography Jokes)
  42. “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Music Jokes)
  43. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms. (George Washington Quotes)
  44. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?… Because he went down in History. (Reindeer Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  45. A historian, a journalist, and a political scientist walk into a bar on January 23, 1993… [Citation Needed] (Worm Jokes & January Jokes)
  46. What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon! (Top President’s Day Jokes)
  47. Why was middle school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (Caveman Jokes)
  48. This Date in History: January 28, 1521. The Diet of Worms begins and lasts until people get tired of eating worms. (Worm Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  49. What’s the American settler’s spirit animal?… The groundhog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  50. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (George Washington Quotes & Napping Jokes)