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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Pennsylvania.
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
- “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
- Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (American Revolution Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
- Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Pennsylvania?… Because Pennsylvania drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
- Where does corn go for vacation?… Lake Earie. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- Where is the #1 place to have a Halloween basketball tournament?… Spooky Nook in Manheim, PA.
- Where do pretzels go on vacation?… Pretzilvania.
- Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 50 State Jokes& Pennsylvania Jokes)
- A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese. (Sandwich Jokes)
- Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. Student: “False. It was written in ink.” (American Revolution Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- What is the tallest building in Pennsylvania?… State Library of Pennsylvania, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
- Where did the pencil go for vacation?… To Pennsylvania. (Pencil Jokes)
- The 1st group of early Americans who were really fond of earthquakes were the Quakers. (Rhode Island & Earthquake Jokes)
- Where do a Pennsylvania fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Ohio River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Pennsylvania)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Susquehanna River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Pennsylvania)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The The Allegheny River! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ten Longest Rivers in Pennsylvania)
- I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Philadelphia Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
- How do the zebras at the Pittsburg Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Lake Tobias Wildlife Park?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- Why won’t any of Pennsylvania’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
- In what state does the Delaware River flow?… Liquid.
- Over the summer, Pennsylvania is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 112°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes)
- Speaking of driving… Pennsylvania roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
- Over the winter, Pennsylvania is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -43°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
- Why is the Ohio River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
- Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
- What did Pennsylvania see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- In the news, Pennsylvania had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
- A Pennsylvania man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
- Why won’t any of Pennsylvanias bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
- Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- How many Pennsylvania men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in
- Pennsylvania has any cents.
- Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Pennsylvania?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- What is a Pennsylvania clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
- A retired Pennsylvania man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
- What does the average Pennsylvania high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
- Why do Pennsylvania students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
- No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Pennsylvania to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
- Pennsylvania: America hates us because America ain’t us.
- Pennsylvania: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
- How do you get a man in Pennsylvania to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
- Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Pennsylvania.
- How many Pennsylvania State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Did you hear the joke about Beam Rocks?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & 10 of the Most Beautiful Mountains in Pennsylvania)
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Pennsylvania Turnpike!
- What did Canonsburg Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (25 Best Lakes in Pennsylvania)
- What is Ronald McDonalds favorite city in Pennsylvania?… Pitts-burger.
- Where does ghost corn go to haunt people?… Lake Eerie.
- Can you name the capital of Pennsylvania?… “P”
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & New York where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where does everyone get their pencils from?… Pennsylvania! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Pennsylvania?
- Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted. (Super Bowl Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Pennsylvania knock-knock joke?
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Pennslyvania. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
- Where did the pen go for holiday?… He went to pencil-vania. (Pencil Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Pennsylvania knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Where do pencils travel to?… PENCILvaneya.
- Pennsylvania, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
- A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Pennslyvania plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Pennsylvania Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- Where do Pennsylvania elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
- Where do Pennsylvania middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
- Where doPennsylvania high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
- Why did the Pennsylvania teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Pennsylvania teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Pennsylvania teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- What did Pennsylvania see?… the same thing Arkansas.
- Where is the #1 place to have a Halloween baseball tournament?… SpooKy Nook in Manheim, PA.
- Where is the #1 place to have a Halloween volleyball tournament?… SpooKy Nook in Manheim, PA.
- Where is the #1 place to have a Halloween wrestling tournament?… SpooKy Nook in Manheim, PA.
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & New Jersey where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & New Jersey where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & Delaware where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & New Jersey where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & Maryland where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & West Virginia where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Pennsylvania & Ohio where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)