Top 50 Florida Jokes

by | Oct 12, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

More Florida Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Florida jokes.
  2. What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?… All porpoise yardage! (Dolphin Jokes & NFL Jokes)
  3. What is a college chemistry professor’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semi moles! (Mole Day Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  4. Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  5. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”? (Hurricane Jokes)
  6. It is in the news today that Florida is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  7. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in South Florida… you could say I have tropical depression. (Hurricane Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  8. Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys.
  9. Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
  10. What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common?… Loud fans. (Ocean Jokes / Plane Jokes / Hockey Jokes)
  11. What is the tallest building in?… Florida Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes & Florida Public Libraries)
  12. Florida is so hot that people crowd around fire to cool down.
  13. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the St. Johns River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Florida)
  14. “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Super Bowl Jokes)
  15. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the Florida shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  16. What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?… Nectarines. (Giraffe Jokes)
  17. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
  18. Do you know who would be a great spokesperson for the Florida Keys?… Alicia Keys.
  19. My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LV on February 7th 2021 in Tampa Bay not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  20. Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Utah Jokes)
  21. Can you name the capital of Florida?… “F”
  22. Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?… An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats. (Fishing Jokes & Election Jokes)
  23. Florida man fires gun at a retail store… It was a target.
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Florida? 
  25. Why did the Florida teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… He wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  26. Did you hear about the power outage at the Florida State University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  27. If a plane crashed on the borders of Florida and Georgia (Alabama) where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  28. Did you hear the joke about Britton Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Florida Mountains)
  29. They call Florida the “Sunshine State,” which is funny because in the twelve years I lived here, it was only sunny for like twenty minutes – when the eye of the hurricane passed over my house.
  30. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Florida Resident: “No, not yet.”
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Florida knock-knock joke?
  32. One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state. With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.
  33. What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  34. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Florida Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  35. I heard that people who live in Florida are some of the most untrusting people in the country… Maybe that’s why they hide their keys in the ocean.
  36. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Florida. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Florida! (Teacher Jokes)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Florida knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. Why did Forrest Gump choose ‘Bama over University of Florida?… He wanted an academic challenge!
  39. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now Florida. I live in Florida.
  40. Why did the Florida teacher jump into the Atlantic Ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  41. A retired Florida man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest.
  42. Everything in Florida is in the 80s. The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.
  43. Florida: It’s time for me to make like presidential election ballots and disappear.
  44. Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore.
  45. Everyone loves grandmas… Until they are in front of them on the road. (Car Jokes)
  46. Where do Florida elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  47. What did Florida see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  48. Top 3 things Florida is famous for 1. old people. 2. “stand your ground” laws. 3. recounts. (Election Jokes)
  49. What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?… Floor-E duh!
  50. Hurricanes don’t scare us. Until it’s too late to run. (Hurricane Jokes)
  51. Florida: America hates us because America ain’t us.