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  1. There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Cheese Jokes)
  2. What do you call a BYU student who is single?… Provolone. (Cheese Jokes)
  3. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  4. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for each state)
  5. How do you know you’re in front of a Utah firing squad?… They are standing in a circle.
  6. What’s the difference between the Utah Utes and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
  7. Can you name them= capital of Utah?… “U”
  8. I’m not saying Utah Utes basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.
  9. Utah Pun: Are Utah-lking to me?
  10. Utah Pun: This state is be-Utah-ful!
  11. Utah Pun: I want to take U-tah all the beautiful places.
  12. Utah Pun: Have I told you that U-tah best?
  13. Utah Pun: If you haven’t been to Utah yet, Bryce yourself — it’s beautiful.
  14. Utah Pun: Bryce to meet you, Utah!
  15. Utah Pun: Bryce, Bryce, baby!
  16. Utah Pun: How well do you know Utah’s geography — have U-taught yourself well?
  17. Utah Pun: The way I speak, U-tah think there’s no better place on earth.
  18. Utah Pun: Getting out in nature is free: the Bryce is right!
  19. Utah Pun: There’s no de-Zion, Utah is heaven on earth!
  20. Utah Pun: I’m Zion over these views!
  21. Utah Pun: You better Watchman, Zion sunsets are epic
  22. Utah Pun: Canyon-believe these lands?
  23. Utah Pun: Arches you glad you’re in Utah?
  24. Utah Pun: I don’t have to Provo my love for Utah to you!
  25. Utah Pun: Moab money, Moab problems!
  26. Utah Pun: Salt Lake Pretty
  27. Utah Pun: I don’t say this Ogden, but Utah is the best.
  28. Utah Pun: Hoodoo you think you are?
  29. Utah Pun: I checked out some old volcanoes in Utah; it was lava at first sight!
  30. Utah Pun: Don’t get salt-y when I tell you Utah is the best state!
  31. Utah Pun: Utah’s beauty is rock solid!
  32. Utah Pun: Utah rocks!
  33. Utah Pun: Utah’s great if Uinta mountains!
  34. Utah Pun: Wasatch your back in the mountains!
  35. Utah Pun: Have you seen the mountains in Utah? They’re really massif!
  36. How do you get a Utah State grad off your front porch?… Pay him for the pizza.
  37. What did the Utah State Aggie get on his SAT?… Drool.
  38. How many BYU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  39. What do you call an intelligent person in Cougar Stadium?… A visitor.
  40. What did The Great Salt Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Utah)
  41. Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  42. What is the tallest building in?… Utah Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  43. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Utah Turnpike!
  44. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Colorado River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Utah)
  45. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Green River!
  46. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Bear River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  47. If a plane crashed on the borders of Utah and Arizona where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  48. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arizona. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Arizona! (Teacher Jokes)
  49. Did you hear the joke about Uinta Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Utah Mountains)
  50. Montana, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  51. A couple in Utag had a baby… Now their population is 147! (Baby Jokes)
  52. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Utah plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  53. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The San Juan River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Utah)
  54. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Utah Resident: “No, not yet.”
  55. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Utah Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  56. Where do Utah elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  57. Where do Utah middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  58. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  59. Why did the Utah teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  60. Why did the [Utah teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  61. Why did the Utah teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  62. Why did the Utah teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)