66 Sizzling Silly Summer Jokes

by | May 29, 2024 | College, Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer jokes. (Summer Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  3. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
  4. Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  6. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  7. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  8. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  9. The boss stood before them. “Winter,” he began. “I need you to stay cool in the face of pressure. Ice in your veins,” he said, patting his shoulder. “Then there’s you, Summer,” he continued. “If the heat becomes too much for Winter, use that hot temper of yours to make sure the cops remember who they’re working for. “As for you, Spring,” he chuckled, “this operation is gonna bring in a lotta green. Make sure that it keeps growing.” He turned for the door as Autumn stood up. “Boss!” he sputtered. “What about me?” The boss turned back, shaking his head. “Sorry, son. You’re just the Fall guy.” (Winter Jokes / Summer Jokes / 4 Season Jokes)
  10. Where do goldfish go on summer vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Which letter is the coolest in the summer?… Iced t. (Iced Tea Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
  12. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  13. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love summertime.” (Hot Dog Jokes)
  14. Where do math teachers like to go on summer vacation?… Times Square! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New York Jokes)
  15. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes)
  16. How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Surfing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  17. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  18. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes for Kids)
  19. What do pancakes wear to the beach?… A flip-flops! (Pancake Jokes)
  20. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?… a life ghourd. (Summer Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  21. I just bought a new hat with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather… It really blows my mind. (Hat Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  22. What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company?… Reapply (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  24. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?… Sand dollars. 
  25. Autumn is better than summer… Nope, that’s a fall-acy. (Fall Jokes)
  26. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Pi Math Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  27. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
  28. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?… He wanted to test the water! (Summer Jokes for Teachers)
  29. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (World Geography Jokes)
  30. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes for Kids)
  31. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  32. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  33. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  34. What’s the best day to go to the beach in the summer?… SUN day!
  35. “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.” (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  36. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me? (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  37. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
  38. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  39. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?… Hopsicles! 
  40. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
  41. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  42. What did one bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Bee Jokes)
  43. How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (Bee Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
  44. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  45. My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust… We call her Summer for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
  46. What part of the fish weighs the most?… The scales.
  47. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?… It waves!
  48. What did the bread do on summer vacation?… It loafed around. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  49. How is the student’s grade like going on summer beach vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Jokes for Teachers)
  50. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  51. What animal is always at a summer baseball game?… A bat. 
  52. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  53. What travels all around the world in the summer but stays in one corner?… A postage stamp!
  54. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  55. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?… Bagels.
  56. Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  57. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  58. What does a mermaid use to call her friends in the summer?… A shell phone.
  59. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
  60. Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!” (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  61. What do penguins like to wear on the beach?… A beak-ini. (Beach Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  62. What is a beach bum’s favorite month?… “Tan” uary! (January Jokes)
  63. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
  64. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  65. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  66. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?… I Scream.