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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about alligators.
- What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?… One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.
- Restaurant Waiter: May I help you? Alligator: Yes, do you serve people here? Restaurant Waiter: Yes, of course we do. Alligator: Great. I’d like one with a side of ketchup please. (Ketchup Jokes)
- Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there’s an increased chance that… …they will see you later! (Grandparent Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that parties before a [sport] game?… A tail-gater. (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend?.. A pal-igator.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?… An Investigator.
- What do you call a crocodile with GPS?… A Navi-gator. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest alligator is 15 feet 9 inches? (Watermelon Jokes)
- What is an alligator’s favorite drink?… Gator-Ade. (Florida Jokes)
- Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of crocodilian works in a sandwich shop?… A deli-gator. (Career Blogs)
- I was going to cook an alligator for dinner… But realized I only had a croc pot.
- An alligator asked an electric eel, “Hey, can I touch you?” Electric eel: “Yes, but I’d have to charge you.”
- If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile… There’s a good chance he’s in da-nile! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling?… An Alley-gator. (Bowling Jokes)
- What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?… Goes to a re-tail store. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer?… He was an amazing liti-gator. (Lawyer Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?… An Instigator.
- Did you hear about the alligator who became president?… He was a great dele-gator. (Presidents Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What’s better than a crocodile?… An alli-greator.
- What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?… A traitor.
- What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?… A navigator. (Career Blogs)
- Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator?… You’ll lose each hand.
- What type of floor do alligators install in their bathrooms?… Rep-tiles.
- What do you call an alligator who loves watering his plants?… An irrigator. (Flower Jokes)
- What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?… Croc-amole. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- The average life expectancy of alligators is about 50 years… So there is no rush, you indeed can see it later.
- Why are alligators long and green?… Because if they were short and green, they would be leprechaun. (Leprechaun Jokes)
- What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?… A crookadile. (Police Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crowd around him?… A congregator.
- What is it called when an alligator has brain damage?… A reptile disfunction. (Doctor Jokes)
- What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?… Please move, I need to get bayou. (Louisiana Jokes)
- Why should you never ever play Texas hold’em with a crocodile?… You will literally lose every hand. (Texas Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?… A fumigator. (Career Blogs)
- What do alligators order at coffee shoppes?… Jaw-va.(Coffee Jokes)
- Why don’t alligators like fast food?… It’s too hard to catch. (Fast Food Jokes)
- Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?”… Ron A. Way. (Book Jokes)
- How does an alligator smell?… With it’s nose!
- Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows?… She was a snappy dresser.
- What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator?… The dog’s bark is worst than his bite… (Dog Jokes)
- How does an alligator taste?… With it’s mouth just like you do!
- What’s the similarity between a alligator and an old computer?.. They both have bytes. (Computer Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?… A tail-gater.
- What kind of pet to alligators have?… Alley Cats. (Cat Jokes)
- Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?… It’s filled with liti-gators. (Lawyer Jokes)
- What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you?… Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about alligators?
- What do alligators call slow people?… Dinner.
- Egyptians claim that there are no crocodiles in Egypt… I think they’re in de nile. (World Geography Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- Did you hear about the alligator who was a CEO?… He was an expert dele-gator. (Career Blogs)
- Why shouldn’t you ever double-cross an alligator?… It could come back to bite you in the end.
- What do you call a skater with green skin and a long nose?… An ollie-gator. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good alligator knock-knock joke?
- What’s the most popular basketball move among gators?… The Alli – oop.
- What do you call a big, green reptile who works on a farm?… An irri-gator.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good alligator knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why don’t alligators like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes for Kids)
- What’s green and comes from another planet?… An alien-gator.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how to run away from an alligator? (Canoe Jokes)
- What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?… An irri-gator. (Farm Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?… A croc-a-dilian-doo.
- What does an alligator feel like?… A alligator.
- What looks like half an alligator?… The other half.
- Which side of an alligator is the greenest?… The outside.
- Alligators can grow up to fifteen feet… They usually just grow 4 of them though.
- Why did the alligator cross the road?… It was going after the chicken.
- A stingray, a crocodile and a poisonous snake walk into a bar… No joke here, it is just a normal day in Australia.
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- How many arms does a alligator have?… It depends on how many people it’s caught.
- Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery?… It was GREEN with envy. (Lion Jokes)
- What do you call a gator that works at the courthouse?… A litigator. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Egyptians claim that there are no crocodiles in Egypt… I think they’re in de nile. (World Geography Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross an alligator with a giraffe?… A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
- Did you hear about the group of crocodiles that performed parody songs?… They were a pun croc band. (365 Music Jokes)
- Alligators can live up to 50 years… that is why there is a high chance that they will see you later.
- What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?… In a croc pot.
- I get a rash when I wear polo shirts with little crocodiles on them… I am lacoste intolerant. (Milk Jokes)
- I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food… It was an alligrator. (Zoo Jokes)
- What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?… Crocophiles.
- What is an alligator’s favorite dessert?… Brandy snaps.
- What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes?… A crocodile. What has 100 eyes and 2 teeth?… A tour bus full of old people. (Grandparent Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
- What happens when an alligator drives a boat?… He becomes a navigator
- Why don’t alligators like fast food?… Because it is difficult to catch.
- How many limbs does an alligator have?… It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you get me some alligator food? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me avoid an alligator? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
- The alligator was low on potassium… So I got some gatorade!
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what alligators eat? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild the hurricane?(Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? (Canoe Jokes)
- What does an alligator drink when hurt?… Gator-Aid.
- What happens when an alligator drives a car?… He becomes a navigator.
- What happens when an alligator drives a bike?… He becomes a navigator.
- What happens when an alligator drives a bus?… He becomes a navigator.
- What happens when an alligator drives a plane?… He becomes a navigator.