Top 50 Masters Golf Jokes

by | Apr 11, 2024 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Masters golf jokes.
  2. What is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner. (Golf Jokes) 
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. The Masters is sometimes falls on Holy Thursday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Easter Jokes)
  5. Fan: What did you get on your last hole? Struggling Masters Golfer: Depressed. (Psychology Jokes)
  6. How many Masters golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
  7. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the Masters?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  8. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  9. What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
  10. Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives. (Computer Jokes)
  11. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one. (Golf Jokes)
  12. Hole #1 What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive at Augusta National Golf Course. (Tea Jokes)
  13. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a tee off at the Masters. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  14. The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Good Friday Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  15. Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood. (Dog Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  16. Hole #3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes & Georgia Jokes)
  17. What is the difference between a Masters golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it. (Fishing Jokes)
  18. What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
  19. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a see if I can get a few autographs at the Masters. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Easter Jokes)
  21. Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
  22. What is Santa’s favorite hole at the Masters?…Hole 18 Holley. (Christmas Jokes)
  23. Hole #5 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  24. Hole #15 What hole at the Master’s really bothers firemen?… Hole #15 Fire Thorn. (Fireman Jokes)
  25. Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell. (365 Music Jokes)
  26. Hole #13 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Azalea at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  27. Why do Augusta National golf courses get hot after Masters?… Because all of the fans have left.
  28. Why does the golfer at the Masters carry two shirts?… In case he gets a hole in one.
  29. Hole #8 What is a favorite golf hole of florists?… Yellow Jasmine at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  30. Hole #9 Where do North and South Carolina bakers travel to make cherry pie?… The go to Augusta National Golf. Course and set up shop at hole #9, Carolina Cherry. (Pie Jokes / South Carolina Jokes / North Carolina Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about The Masters?
  32. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
  33. What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters?… The chimpion! (Golf Jokes)
  34. Where do golfers go to dance after the Masters?… The golf ball.
  35. Hole 6: What a favorite golf hole of an arborist?… Juniper. (Tree Jokes)
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Masters knock-knock joke?
  37. Hole #14 Where do golfers at the Masters stop for an egg roll?… Hole #14, Chinese Fir.
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Masters knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  39. What does a ginger like to have a beer at the Masters?… Hole #16 Red Bud. (Beer Jokes)
  40. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
  41. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  42. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Star Wars Jokes & May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  43. Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went. (Psychology Jokes)
  44. What do you call a ginger drinking a beer at the Hole 16 at the Masters?… Red Bud. ((Beer Jokes)
  45. Simple advice: If you drink, don’t drive… And don’t even putt. (Car Jokes)
  46. Why do Boston College Basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Final Four Jokes)
  47. Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  48. Golfer’s Wife in disbelief: Were you really under the whole day? Husband: “Yes…under a tree…under a bush…and under the water,” (Marriage Jokes)
  49. Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
  50. The higher a golfer’s handicap… the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.