Teacher Appreciation Day Jokes

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  1. Black Friday Jokes: Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  2. You know, I use to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level.(Geography Jokes for Teachers)
  4. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Head teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  5. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
  6. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography & Social Studies Jokes)
  7. Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
  8. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  9. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Back to School Jokes)
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school, thank your teacher for a great year! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  12. Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  13. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  14. Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote. Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn’t want to look suspicious. (Election Jokes)
  15. I just asked my teacher what his favorite part about being a teacher is…He responded with June, July, and August. (180 School Jokes & June Jokes)
  16. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
  17. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes )
  18. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  19. Teachers always seem happy on the first day of school. That’s because they’re getting paid to be there. We kids have to do it for free. (Back to School Jokes)
  20. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler! (Teacher Jokes)
  22. A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring
  23. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Gum Jokes)
  24. Son: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea. Son: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell. (Teacher Jokes)
  25. Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?… She couldn’t control her pupils! (Biology Jokes)
  26. What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember! (December Jokes)
  27. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Mole Day Jokes)
  28. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. (Ghost Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  29. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
  30. Teacher: “Who wrote: Oh say, can you see?” Student: “An eye doctor?” (Biology Jokes)
  31. Teacher: Why are you late for class?… Student: Because of the sign on the road? Teacher: What sign? Student: School Ahead. Go slow!
  32. Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object? Student: You are pretty. Teacher: What’s the direct object? Student: A good report card.
  33. “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”… “Because he went down in History.” (Christmas Jokes)
  34. Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (January Jokes for Teachers)
  35. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Christmas Jokes)
  36. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes)
  37. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the last day of school — no homework ALL SUMMER! Summer Jokes
  39. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. Student: “False. It was written in ink.” (Teacher Jokes / Pennsylvania Jokes / American Revolution Jokes)
  40. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school.
  41. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school. (Top Surfing Jokes)
  42. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students:Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Top Back To School Jokes)
  43. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Top Back To School Jokes)
  44. A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Top Back To School Jokes)
  45. Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!” Student: “Because I’ve already own a tent!” (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  46. Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back! (Top Back To School Jokes)
  47. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  48. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9! (Top Math Jokes)
  49. Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
  50. Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Top Halloween Jokes & Top Elementary School Jokes)
  51. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Top Elementary School Jokes)
  52. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & Top Geography Jokes)
  53. Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
  54. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
  55. National Talk Like a Pirate Day: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week / Top 10 Talk Like A Pirate Day Jokes / Top Pirate Jokes)
  56. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (2016 Presidential Election Jokes)
  57. What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  58. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm. (Can Your Child Read Too Much? & 180 School Jokes)
  59. What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?
  60. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders. (College Football Jokes)
  61. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles (College Football Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
  62. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
  63. Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one. (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
  64. When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & World Smile Day Jokes)
  65. Where do farmers send their kids to grow?… Kinder-garden. (Top Elementary Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  66. What do farmers use to make crop circles?… A Protractor (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  67. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… Because he was out standing in his field! (Top Fall Jokes)
  68. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Top Geography Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
  69. Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  70. What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
  71. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  72. October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  73. October 24th: United Nations Day Jokes: I Hague to tell you, we do not have too many United Nations Jokes. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  74. National Chocolate Day: Chocolate Jokes: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
  75. National Cat Day: Top Cat Jokes: What is a cat’s favorite color?… Purrrple!
  76. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. (Top Teacher Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  77. Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank. (Top Biology Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)