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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best watermelon jokes.
- Who is a watermelon’s favorite singer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (365 Music Jokes)
- A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” (Wedding Jokes & Cantaloupe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds? (Canoe Jokes)
- If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons. (Chemistry Jokes)
- Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?… Because they’re melon-cholic! (Psychology Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re one in a melon! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- You know what they say about when life gives you melons?… You might be dyslexic.
- Did you hear the joke about the watermelon?… It’s pit-iful!
- Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe. (Cantaloupe Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’ (Election Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes?… a waterfelon. (Police Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Mole Day Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Music Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
- The watermelon is 50% water… The other 50% is melon.
- Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?… They always have seed money. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?… You’re one in a melon! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Farming Jokes)
- Why did the watermelon go crazy?… He lost his rind. (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?… A Melon Collie. (Dog Jokes)