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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best watermelon jokes.
  2. Who is a watermelon’s favorite singer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (365 Music Jokes)
  3. A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” (Wedding Jokes & Cantaloupe Jokes)
  4. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds(Canoe Jokes)
  5. If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons. (Chemistry Jokes)
  6. Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?… Because they’re melon-cholic! (Psychology Jokes)
  7. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  8. What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re one in a melon! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  9. You know what they say about when life gives you melons?… You might be dyslexic.
  10. Did you hear the joke about the watermelon?… It’s pit-iful!
  11. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  12. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Cantaloupe Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  13. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  14. Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’ (Election Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  15. What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes?…  a waterfelon. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  16. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Mole Day Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  17. What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Music Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
  18. The watermelon is 50% water… The other 50% is melon.
  19. Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?… They always have seed money. (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?… You’re one in a melon! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  21. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Farming Jokes)
  22. Why did the watermelon go crazy?… He lost his rind. (Psychology Jokes)
  23. What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?… A Melon Collie. (Dog Jokes)