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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Thanksgiving jokes.
- Why should you always invite a skier to Thanksgiving dinner?… They’re great at carving. (Skiing Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert?… A banana cream pie. (Banana Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what was the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Covid Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- I’m throwing a hobbit Thanksgiving dinner… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?… May flour. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
- A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving.” Little Tommy’s began, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Elementary School Jokes)
- Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes / Thanksgiving Jokes / Election Jokes)