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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best astronomy jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about astronomy ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good astronomy knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good astronomy knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard?… The space bar.
- Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Hurricane Jokes & Texas Jokes)
- Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system.
- What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars?… Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball. (Golf Jokes)
- How do you memorialize the death of a planet?… You write an orbituary. (Memorial Day Jokes)
- What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space?… One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world. (American Revolution Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astronut! (Peanut Jokes)
- What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?… The Milky Way! (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- My son just graduated from college. My friends asked me what he majored in. I told them he was studying to be an astronaut: he took up space. (Graduation Jokes)
- Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
- What kind of plates do they use on Venus?… Flying saucers!
- What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way?
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Gum Jokes for Kids)
- What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Candy Jokes)
- What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes)
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Geography Jokes)
- After his first meal on the moon, the 22nd century astronaut said the food was good but the place lacked atmosphere.
- Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
- What do you do when you see a spaceman?…Park in it, man! (Parking Jokes)
- What do little astronauts get when they do their homework?… Gold stars! (Back to School Jokes)
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Full Moon Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?… Nep-tunes!
- What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
- What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
- When do astronauts have lunch?… At launch time.
- My sibling kept asking me about the orbits of planets and the amount of area swept in any given time. I had to ask him: “Am I my brother’s Kepler?”
- I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.” (Hot Dog Jokes)
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system! (Top Chemistry Jokes)
- Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
- Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?… It was too Sirius! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way! (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
- “There’s just one thing I can promise you about the outer space program – your tax dollar will go further.” Wernher von Braun
- Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the wedding on the moon?… The couple was so nice, but there was no atmosphere!(Wedding Jokes)
- TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers. (Spring Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)