My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!
Top Joke Pages:
Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids
- What do penguins like to wear on the beach?… A beak-ini. (Beach Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What do penguins drink in the summer?… Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What’s black, white and red all over?… A penguin with a sunburn!
- What shoes do penguins wear in the summer?… Flipper flops. (Flip Flop Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What do pancakes wear to the beach?… A flip-flops! (Pancake Jokes)
- Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning! (Elephant Jokes)
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
- Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the teacher jump into the pool?… He wanted to test the water!
- What do hockey players drink on hot summer days?… Iced tea. (Iced -Tea Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Pi Math Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Bee Jokes)
- Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New York Jokes)
- What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?… Sand dollars.
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
- What exercise can you do at the pool?… Pool-ups!
- Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?… Peanut butter and jellyfish.
- What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?… Hopsicles!
- How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
- How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (Bee Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
- What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
- Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me? (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Why are fish never good tennis players?… Because they never get close to the net!
- How is the student’s grade like going on summer beach vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Jokes for Teachers)
- What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes for Kids)
- What has ears but can’t hear?… A cornfield.
- Why are mountains the funniest place to go on summer vacation?… They are hill-arious.
- Where do ghosts like to boat on summer vacation?… Lake Eerie.
- What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?… Square meals! (Summer Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
- What did the reporter say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
- What animal is always at a baseball game?… A bat.