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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
- In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
- My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Derby! (Wedding Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Are you a Kentucky Derby race horse?… Yay or neigh?
- Are you watching the Kentucky Derby?… Yay or neigh?
- What did the teacher say when the Kentucky Derby horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Jokes for Teachers)
- When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Vampire Jokes)
- Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- What did one Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
- What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred. (Bread Jokes)
- Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh.
- What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
- They call the Kentucky Derby the fastest two minutes in sports… But they clearly haven’t seen me start, then quit, a 5K. (Track and Field Jokes)
- What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA! (Book Jokes)
- What did the bra say to the Derby hat?… You go on a head while I give these two a lift. (Hat Jokes)
- What did the waiter say to the race horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
- A horse named “Needle and Thread” is running away with the horse race what did the announcer say?… “I think he’s got this race all sewn up.”
- The winner of the Kentucky Derby has been invited to the White House. The stallion declined, stating: “If I wanted to look at a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.” (Election Jokes)
- What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
- Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
- What is a retired race horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Retirement Jokes)
- Where do colts go when they’re sick?… The horsepital! (Doctor Jokes)
- Where do race horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why are jockeys so skinny?… Because they only eat Seabiscuits and tea. (Tea Jokes)
- Why don’t racehorses wear underwear?… Because it rides up on them!
- I call my son Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around. (Dad Jokes)
- A dog is man’s best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse. (Dog Jokes)
- What did the retired Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” (Retirement Jokes)
- How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
- What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
- What type of apple does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh. (Computer Jokes)
- How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday! (Friday Jokes)
- What do you call a race horse with the negative altitude?… Neigh!
- What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What’s the quickest way to get mail a Kentucky Derby horse?… Use the Pony Express. (Mailman Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz. (Bee Jokes)
- Where do you put two horses that just broke up?… In the pasture.
- What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares! (Napping Jokes)
- Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
- What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Kentucky Derby?
- What gets a jockey drunk at the bar?… A furlong island ice tea. (Beer Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Kentucky Derby knock-knock joke?
- Why are race horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
- What do you call a race horse with only 2 legs?… Goody two-shoes.
- What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
- What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”