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- (Geology Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geology jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why did the geologist’s wife leave him?… He took her for granite. (Divorce Jokes)
- When it comes to national monuments, less and less people are visiting Mount Rushmore… Sadly, I think they just take it for granite. (South Dakota Jokes & Geology Jokes)
- Are you looking for rock jokes?… Let’s see what we can dig up.
- What rock do Massachusetts geologists play with the most?… Plymouth Rock.
- Shark Pun: You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.
- What’s Indiana Jones least favorite band?… The Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
- What’s geologist’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots.
- Why is a geologist sad?… Because his career is in ruins.
- Utah Pun: Utah’s beauty is rock solid! (Utah Jokes)
- Utah Pun: Utah rocks! (Utah Jokes)
- Do you know why the geologist never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
- Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?… ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy!
- What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock.
- Why did the rock shower every morning?… He wanted to start with a clean slate.
- You know you overdid it on St. Patrick’s Day when you think you’re kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.
- What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?… The Sham-Rock! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- The explanations geologists give for the cause of an earthquake are pretty faulty. (Earthquake Jokes)
- Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy… He touched so many hearts.
- Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava. (Hawaii Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
- Why did the tectonic plates break up?… It wasn’t anyone’s fault, there was just too much friction between them.
- Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (Geology Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? …. A sham rock. (Geology Jokes)
- Mauna Loa hasn’t erupted in over 30 years, but I’ve been told “Lava will find a way.” (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
- Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?… Because it was on shale.
- My son is playing with the newly assembled LEGO truck after playing “Lego Indiana Jones” for a bit. In the course of playing, he says “I’m driving to Indiana Jonestown!” To which I replied “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Junior” (Lego Jokes)
- Why are geologists no fun at parties?… They like to be stone-cold sober.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana Jones jokes.
- What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots. (365 Music Jokes)
- Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Labor Day Jokes)
- Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays Indiana Jones? (Barber Jokes)
- Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt, and yttrium?… They are just too CoRnY.
- Indiana Jones uncovered an ancient sport?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)‘
- What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
- What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?… Au revoir.
- What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?… This is too much pressure.
- What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indiana Jones Jokes & Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
- If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes / Navy Jokes / Indiana Jokes)
- Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Snake Jokes)
- Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?… Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
- What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel and iron?… A KNiFe.
- What’s Indiana Jones’s least favorite beer?… Rolling Rock
- Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?… Their careers were in ruins.
- Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship?… Bad dates.
- Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries… They blow it up.
- What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?… Indiana Bones. (Hat Jokes)
- Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood…
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name ALL the Indiana Jones movies? (Canoe Jokes)
- Today my girlfriend told me that I’m Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones.
- How do geologists like to relax?… In rocking chairs.
- Where do geologists study?… At sedimentary school.
- What did the motivational geology speaker say?… Don’t take life for granite.
- What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.
- How did the geologist get so good at the dance floor?… She knew the tectonic shuffle.
- Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
- Why did the geologist take her friends to the quarry for a geologists’ outing?… She wanted them to be boulder.
- Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?… He was charged with basalt and battery.
- What did other rocks call the sandstone who thinks it’s a volcanic rock?… A siliclastic.
- Which rock group is made up of four men who can’t sing?… Mount Rushmore.
- Why did the geologist take her boyfriend to the quarry?… She wanted to get a little boulder.
- Why isn’t it safe for a rock to marry a piece of paper?… Because paper beats rock.
- Why are rocks hipsters?… Because they were magma before they were cool.
- Why are geologists great dates?… They can make your bedrock.
- What type of fruit includes Barium and two Sodium?… BaNaNa.
- If H20 is water, then what is H204?… It’s for drinking, washing, and swimming.
- What do you do with dead geologists?… You barium.
- What is the best part about being a geologist?… Your coworkers are down to earth.
- How did the rock feel when he got covered in algae?… He was lichen it.
- Why did the toddler chew on pebbles?… He wanted to eat rock candy.
- How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?… She just fell into it.
- Where do rocks like to sleep?… In bedrocks.
- What do geologists do when they find an empty cup?… Phyllite.
- What do you call a can of soda found in a conglomerate?… Coca-Cola Clastic.
- Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book on Helium?… She just couldn’t put it down.
- Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who quit?… She really needed a change.
- What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?… A ferrous wheel.
- What did the rock say after it failed its driving test?… I don’t want to talc about it.
- What did the psychologist tell the geologist?… Every decline is a great breakthrough.
- Did you hear about the geologists who stopped talking to each other?… Their relationship eroded slowly over time.
- Why is the world so diverse?… Because it contains alkynes of people.
- Why do geologists make great boyfriends?… Because they’re so sedimental.
- If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?… H2O cubed.
- What’s the difference between a geologist and Dwayne Johnson conducting an experiment?… One is a rock scientist and the other is The Rock, scientist.
- Why did the volcano sit around all day instead of getting a job?… He was inactive.
- Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?… He had a wide lode sign.
- What do you call a rock that never goes to school?… A skipping stone.
- What do geologists say when they’re getting ready for commitment?… It’s all ore nothing.
- Why wasn’t the geologist hungry?… She lost her apatite.
- I don’t like being called a geologist… I prefer the term rock-star.
- The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.
- While in college I got degrees in geology and astronomy… I’m trying to become a rock star.
- Never expect perfection from geologists. They all have their faults.
- If you want to study geology, you need to be a little boulder.
- The new geology teacher hasn’t had it easy… She got off to a rocky start.
- Geologists don’t wrinkle, they show lineation.
- If you tell a geologist a mountain pun, they won’t ever get over it.
- Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at.
- A rock that won’t go to school is a skipping stone.
- Geology is not rocket science. In fact, it’s rock science.
- I love the beach. You could even say I was a pebble person.
- Geologists are usually hipsters. They are only into underground stuff.
- I liked carbon before it was coal.
- If your favorite band isn’t the Rolling Stones, then you’re not a real geologist.
- There’s no halfway with a geologist, it is all ore nothing.
- Mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill-areas.
- Why is it hard to be a diamond?… Too much pressure.
- What’s a geologist’s favorite ice cream?… Rock erode.
- Why won’t minerals ever tell lies?… They’re always in their pure form.
- Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?… He wanted to be a little boulder.
- What did the vampire say to the geologist?… Albite.
- What did the geologist say after her date?… Hematype.
- Why are geologists never picky in relationships?… Because they will date anything.
- What do rocks eat?… Pom-a-granites.
- What did the diamond say to its friend copper?… Nothing silly, minerals do not talc.
- What did the stone say when he ended up at the bottom of the hill?… That’s how I roll.