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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer jokes. (Summer Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  3. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  4. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  5. Where do math teachers like to go on summer vacation?… Times Square! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New York Jokes)
  6. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  7. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
  8. Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  9. Where do goldfish go on summer vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. Which letter is the coolest in the summer?… Iced t. (Iced Tea Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
  11. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Pi Math Jokes Dessert Jokes)
  12. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  13. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love summertime.” (Hot Dog Jokes)
  14. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
  15. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  16. The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  17. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  18. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes)
  19. How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Surfing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  20. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  21. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes for Kids)
  22. What do pancakes wear to the beach?… A flip-flops! (Pancake Jokes)
  23. “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.” (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  24. I just bought a new hat with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather… It really blows my mind. (Hat Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  25. What did one bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Bee Jokes)
  26. What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company?… Reapply (Labor Day Jokes)
  27. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  28. How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (Bee Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
  29. This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer. (Memorial Day Jokes) 
  30. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?… Sand dollars. 
  31. What’s the best day to go to the beach in the summer?… SUN day!
  32. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  33. What part of the fish weighs the most?… The scales
  34. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?… It waves!