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More Labor Day Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. How do they hire a NBA draft pick?… With stilts. (NBA Draft Jokes)
  3. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Indiana Jones Jokes)
  4. I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Skiing Jokes)
  5. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  6. Why did the summer camp counselor quit his job?… Because it was always in tents. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  7. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? (Pizza Jokes)
  8. What month should you never ask to the work the clock at a basketball game?… “NO” vember. (365 Basketball Jokes & November Jokes)
  9. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground.
  10. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Apple Pie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  11. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  13. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  14. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  15. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes Lobster Jokes)
  16. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  17. I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  18. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  19. Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day? (Dance Jokes)
  20. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  21. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some pizza on your way home from work? (Canoe Jokes)
  23. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)