Top 50 Arkansas Jokes

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Top 50 Arkansas Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Arkansas jokes.
  2. What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog
  3. Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas. (Football Jokes)
  4. Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes)
  5. What’s a pirate’s favorite state?… Arrrrkansas (Top 50 State Jokes & Arkansas Jokes)
  6. What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Tennessee Jokes)
  7. Can you name the capital in Arkansas?… “A”
  8. Why can’t you find pirates in Kansas?… They all live in Arrrrkansas
  9. What did Bull Shoals Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arkansas)
  10. What is the tallest building in Arkansas?… Arkansas State Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arkansas Turnpike!
  12. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Arkansas River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arkansas)
  13. Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke when they get near a bowl.
  14. A woman from Arkansas who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arkansas?
  16. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
  17. Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery. It’s a sad state of affairs.
  18. A teacher asked her students about Arkansas’s official state bird. A student raised his hand immediately and said, “Mosquitoes.”
  19. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Arkansas Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Arkansas knock-knock joke?
  21. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The White River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Arkansas knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  23. Bubba called 911 because his house was on fire. The dispatcher asked “How do we get there?” Bubba replied, “Don’t y’all still have all those big red trucks?”
  24. If a plane crashed on the borders Missouri and Arkansas of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  25. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arkansas. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Arkansas! (Teacher Jokes)
  26. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Arkansas plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  27. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta visit Arkansas. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Arkansas Resident: “No, not yet.”
  29. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arkansas Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  30. Where do Arkansas elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  31. Why did the Arkansas teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  32. The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once… People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
  33. What do you call Kansas with a gun?… Arkansas.
  34. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Arkansas?… Because Arkansas drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  35. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Little Rock Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  36. How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  37. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  38. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  39. In what state does the Willamette River flow?… Liquid. 
  40. What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  41. Over the summer, Oregon is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 122°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  42. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  43. Over the winter, Wyoming is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -67°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  44. Why is a River Liffey rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  45. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
  46. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  47. What did Florida see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  48. In the news, Florida had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  49. A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  50. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Arkansas jokes.
  2. What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog
  3. Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas. (Football Jokes)
  4. Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes)
  5. What’s a pirate’s favorite state?… Arrrrkansas (Top 50 State Jokes & Arkansas Jokes)
  6. What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Tennessee Jokes)
  7. Can you name the capital in Arkansas?… “A”
  8. Why can’t you find pirates in Kansas?… They all live in Arrrrkansas
  9. What did Bull Shoals Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arkansas)
  10. What is the tallest building in Arkansas?… Arkansas State Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arkansas Turnpike!
  12. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Arkansas River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arkansas)
  13. Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke when they get near a bowl.
  14. A woman from Arkansas who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arkansas?
  16. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
  17. Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery. It’s a sad state of affairs.
  18. A teacher asked her students about Arkansas’s official state bird. A student raised his hand immediately and said, “Mosquitoes.”
  19. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Arkansas Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Arkansas knock-knock joke?
  21. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The White River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Arkansas knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  23. Bubba called 911 because his house was on fire. The dispatcher asked “How do we get there?” Bubba replied, “Don’t y’all still have all those big red trucks?”
  24. If a plane crashed on the borders Missouri and Arkansas of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  25. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arkansas. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Arkansas! (Teacher Jokes)
  26. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Arkansas plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  27. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta visit Arkansas. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Arkansas Resident: “No, not yet.”
  29. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arkansas Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  30. Where do Arkansas elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  31. Why did the Arkansas teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  32. The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once… People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
  33. What do you call Kansas with a gun?… Arkansas.
  34. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Arkansas?… Because Arkansas drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  35. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Little Rock Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  36. How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  37. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  38. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  39. In what state does the Willamette River flow?… Liquid. 
  40. What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  41. Over the summer, Oregon is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 122°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  42. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  43. Over the winter, Wyoming is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -67°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  44. Why is a River Liffey rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  45. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
  46. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  47. What did Florida see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  48. In the news, Florida had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  49. A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  50. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)