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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer jokes. (Summer Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  3. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  4. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes)
  5. Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  6. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love summertime.” (Hot Dog Jokes)
  7. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  8. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  9. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
  11. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  12. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Pi Math Jokes Dessert Jokes)
  13. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New York Jokes)
  15. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  16. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  17. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  18. How is the student’s grade like going on summer beach vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School Jokes for Teachers)
  19. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
  20. “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.” (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  21. This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer. (Memorial Day Jokes) 
  22. What do pancakes wear to the beach?… A flip-flops! (Pancake Jokes)