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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Oreo cookie jokes.
  2. What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  3. Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  4. If I have 10 Oreo cookies and you take 5, what do you have?… A broken hand.
  5. Will my giant Oreo cookie be long?… No sir, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  6. When should you take a Oreo cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes)
  7. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes)
  8. Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, Oreo cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?… It was a desserted island. (Pirate Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  9. What do you call it when two Oreo cookies from the same sheet fall in love?… A batch made in heaven!
  10. What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?… Thoreos. (Super Hero Jokes)
  11. What do you call a batch of dropped cookies?… Flooreos!
  12. I told an Oreo cookie a joke the other day… It just crumbled.
  13. What’s an unemployed person’s favorite cookie?… Pooreo’s. (Labor Day Jokes)
  14. Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist?… To get his filling replaced! (Dentist Jokes)
  15. I have to get this off my chest…. I’m getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 an Oreo cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking. If I hear any more moaning. I’m stopping inviting people to my house.
  16. What’s the best thing to put into an Ore cookie?… Your teeth!
  17. Did you hear the joke about the Oreo cookie?…I’m not telling you. It might crumble apart!
  18. A cookie rolls into a bar and asks for something to drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we do not serve food.” (Beer Jokes)
  19. Why can’t Oreo cookies hold a steady job?… Because it’s always getting baked. (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. If you have 10 Oreo cookies and split them evenly between your friends how many cookies do you have?… 10 cookies!
  21. My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity,” guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big bag of Oreo cookies! (Career Blogs)
  22. Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?… Because he always accepts Oreo cookies. (Christmas Eve Jokes Computer Jokes)
  23. How does the Cookie Monster pay for his Oreo cookies?… With Cookie Dough. (Sesame Street Jokes)
  24. What do you call a thief who robs the Oreo Cookie Factory?… A crook-ie!
  25. Why do we cook bacon and bake Oreo cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
  26. I ate too much Oreo cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  27. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and an Oreo cookie use to communicate?… S’mores Code! (Candy Jokes)
  28. What did the Oreo cookie say when he jumped off the cliff?… Crumbs!
  29. Why did the Oreo chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Joke for Kids)
  30. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Cook… Cook who?… Cookie!
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me an Oreo cookiel? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Oreo cookies?
  33. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… I’m… I’m who?… I’m here to empty the Oreo cookie jar!
  34. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Do… Do who?… Do you have an Oreo cookie for me!
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Oreo cookie knock-knock joke?
  36. My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest. It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  37. When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids & Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  38. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy! (Pirate Jokes)
  39. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  40. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  41. Why can’t cookies dough hold a steady job?… Because it’s always getting baked. (Labor Day Jokes)
  42. Why did the thief rob the Keebler Elves?… Because they had a lot of dough!
  43. What’s the best kind of cookie to hand out on Halloween?… Ghoul scout cookies!
  44. What is Santa’s favorite computer task?… Clearing cookies!
  45. Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?… He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!
  46. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Reason I Have Trust Issues!
  47. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  48. Why doesn’t Cookie Monster have good internet privacy?… He always accepts the cookies.
  49. According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin!… It said my life will have a purpose.
  50. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball JokesCoaching Youth BasketballYouth Basketball 101)