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- Easter Jokes for Kids
- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Jokes for Special Day of the Year
- Bacon Jokes for Kids
- (Egg Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Easter Jokes)
- Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?… They love practical yolks.
- Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.
- This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
- How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs & California Jokes)
- I shouted to my Dad on Father’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” He said, “Ooh that sounds great!” I said, “Nice, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” (Bacon Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes))
- What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs. (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes)
- I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
- How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
- Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
- Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
- Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
- What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict… So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Grinch Jokes & Book Jokes)
- Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.