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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
- What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pics of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras?
- Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?… It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes & Book Jokes)
- If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” (Disney Jokes)
- I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
- What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee. (Ides of March Jokes)
- What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?… A French Quarter pounder. (Hamburger Jokes)
- When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Fat Tuesday? Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. (Doctor Jokes)
- What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?… The ice falls out of your drinks! (Track and Field Jokes)
- What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Ghost Jokes)
- Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
- What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks! (Presidents Day Jokes)
- I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake! (Cake Jokes)
- What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass. (NFL Jokes)
- How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (World Geography Jokes)
- I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
- What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!