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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geography jokes.
- Where did Columbus find oceans without water?… On his map. (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- What book is about a rodent pioneer?… “Little Mouse on the Prairie.” (Book Jokes)
- What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord. (Geography Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” Someone among students: To teach us, geography?! (Memorial Day Jokes)
- What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted.(Cupcake Jokes)
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?… Larry. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?… An ex-stream. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Penguin Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Ocean Jokes)
- Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?… Because snow man’s an island! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.” (Social Studies Jokes)
- “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Music Jokes)
- “Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.” (Earthquake Jokes)
- What map element plays in the band?… The symbols (cymbals). (Music Jokes)
- How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Teacher Jokes)
- Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (Florida Jokes)
- Did hear the joke about the mountain?… You won’t get over it! (Walking Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
- Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!” (Teacher Jokes)
- What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Pirate Jokes)
- Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you” (Dad Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
- Why was the map gesturing wildly?… It was an animated map.
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Mole Day Jokes)
- What is the biggest mark in the world?… Denmark. (World Geography Jokes)
- Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Flower Jokes)
- Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up!(Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes / California Jokes)
- Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- What kind of map plays CD’s?… A stereo map.
- What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
- Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Students: At the great airports! (Geography Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
- Which is the biggest rope in the world?… Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
- Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What is the most polite building in the world?… The leaning tower of Please-a.
- What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?… A dozen compass roses. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- What kind of maps do spiders make?… Web-based maps.
- What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles (World Geography Jokes)
- What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?… It was a plane projection.
- What’s the worst thing that can happen to a middle school geography teacher?… Getting lost. (Middle School Jokes)
- What city always cheats at exams?… Peking. (World Geography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about geography?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good geography knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good geography knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
- Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map!
- What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is a penguin’s favorite aunt?… Aunt Arctica! (World Geography Jokes)
- How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
- What is the fastest country in the world?… Russia. (Top Sports Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!
- Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- “Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.”
- What is the biggest pan in the world ?… Japan! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?… She didn’t like his bearing.
- What projection do birds use to track their migration?… A robins-son (Robinson) projection.
- What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
- Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose. (World Geography Jokes)
- What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili) (World Geography Jokes)
- What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
- Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares. (Top Geometry Jokes)
- How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
- What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel) (World Geography Jokes)
- What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
- When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of Paris?… The letter R!
- Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)
- What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What do Christopher Columbus and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
- What is the tallest building in the world?… The library of course, it has the most stories!
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes) - Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?… Because it is always negative.
- Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles. (Top Winter Jokes)
- Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
- What’s the capital of Washington?… W. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)