Top 50 Meatball Jokes

by | Mar 8, 2023 | Education, Latest News, Moms, Parents, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best meatball jokes.
  2. In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Spaghetti with Meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Pasta Jokes)
  4. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Dance Jokes)
  5. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?… Pasta sauce.
  6. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a meatball sub?
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me spaghetti and meatballs for supper?
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe share with me your meatball recipe?
  10. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?… Talk about a meatier shower! (Movie Jokes)
  11. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Napping Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  12. Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?… The meatball heroes! (Hamburger Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  13. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?… Sweet-ish meatballs. (World Geography Jokes)
  14. What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?… One is meteor. (Astronomy Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about meatballs?
  16. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl! (Meatball Jokes)
  17. Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  18. I like my movies how I like my pasta… meatballs 2. (Movie Jokes)
  19. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  20. Where do poor meatballs live?… The Spaghetto (Spaghetti Jokes)
  21. What’s the other word for meatball?… Protein sphere.
  22. What do you call vegan Swedish meatballs?… Meatish Swedeballs. (World Geography Jokes)
  23. What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, and meatballs?… The spaghetto. (Police Jokes)
  24. Where do burgers like to dance?… The meat ball! (Hamburger Jokes)
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good meatball knock-knock joke?
  26. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  27. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Cemetery Jokes)
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good meatball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  29. What’s the difference between boy spaghetti and girls paghetti?… Meatballs.
  30. What do you call a meatball that’s just been thrown out the window?… A Yeet-ball.
  31. I asked this woman on a date, and I asked her if she wanted to try my meatballs and sausage… Apparently, you’re supposed to tell her you’re a chef first.
  32. Where did the two hamburgers go to dance?… The meatball
  33. Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Dad: Probably like 90%. Daughter: So it’s 10% balls?
  34. Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden It’s an IKEA joke…some assembly required
  35. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  36. Where does a meatball go to get a massage?… The Spa Ghetti
  37. Why do butchers all like meatballs?… They are a great place to meet and dance with other butchers.
  38. I like my meatballs sweet, but not too sweet… I like them swedish.
  39. What do you call a vegetarian meatball?… A wheatball.
  40. Where do cows go to dance?… The meatball.
  41. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
  42. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
  43. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
  44. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  45. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
  46. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
  47. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
  48. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo! (Halloween Jokes)
  49. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine! (Pasta Jokes)
  50. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni! (Pasta Jokes)
  51. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!