Top 50 Halloween Jokes for Teachers

by | Oct 18, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes, teaching

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
  2. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
  3. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
  4. What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Witch Jokes)
  5. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
  6. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  7. What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Skeleton Jokes)
  8. How was Frankenstein’s report card?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
  9. Are monsters good at math?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  10. What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  11. Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes)
  12. How was Frankenstein’s school Halloween costume?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
  13. What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.” (Jokes for the 1st Day of School & Ghost Jokes)
  14. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends at school?…He was a pain in the neck! (Dracula Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  15. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  16. What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster. (Ghost Jokes)
  17. What happens when two vampires meet at the school dance?… It was love at first bite! (Dracula Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  18. Where did the goblin throw the football at recess?… Over the ghoul line. (Football Jokes)
  19. Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one.
  20. Where do young ghosts go after school?… DaySCARE centers.
  21. What do you call a monster who poisons the school breakfast of corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
  22. What is a type of music is played at the Mummy High Halloween dance?… Rap music.
  23. Why did the Vampire read the school newspaper?… He heard it had great circulation.
  24. Why is it difficult to teach two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Witch Jokes)
  25. What does a ghost each for school lunch on Halloween?… a boo – loney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  26. What type of street has zombies school on it?… Dead-ends.
  27. Why did the Cyclops cancel the school Halloween partyl?… Because he only had one pupil.
  28. What did the Mummy drama director say when the final scene was done for the Halloween play?… Ok, that’s a wrap.
  29. Who got the highest grade on the zombie test?… Nobody, the scores was dead even.
  30. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?… His ghoul friend.
  31. What kind of Halloween candy should you never bring to the ghost school?…Life Savers.
  32. What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  33. What did the school serve for high school lunch on Halloween?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  34. What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  35. What does a witch use to keep her hair up for the school dance?… Scarespray!
  36. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?… Because they have a lot of spirit.
  37. Why do ghosts like to ride the school elevators?… It raises their spirits.
  38. What do goblins and ghosts drink with their school lunch on Halloween?…Ghoul-aid!
  39. What is a high school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  40. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween school dance?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  41. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost at the Halloween dance?… You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
  42. How was Frankenstein’s final exam score?…Shocking.
  43. Why did the teacher giver the vampire mouthwash?…  Because he had bat breath.
  44. How was Frankenstein’s book report?…Shocking.
  45. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?… In the school casketeria.
  46. Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?… It dampens their spirits!
  47. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?… His heart wasn’t in it.
  48. What instrument does a skeleton’s play for the school band?… The trombone. 
  49. Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween school party?… Because everyone was a goblin!
  50. What is a vampire’s have with his school lunch?… A nectarine.
  51. What do teachers read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.