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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Christmas.
- My son asked me if the Santa’s Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings… I said grow up Son, you’re 42 years old. (Elf Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- Do you floss RELIGIOUSLY?… Of course, on Christmas and Easter. (Christmas Jokes & Easter Jokes)
- The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
- What is Santa’s favorite hole at the Masters?…Hole 18 Holley. (Masters Golf Jokes)
- Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes / Christmas Tree Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?… He got coal for Christmas. (Environment Jokes)
- Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
- What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws.
- What does Tigger sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells.
- What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)