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Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes.
- If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
- Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
- Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell great white lies.
- Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean. (Movie Jokes)
- How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another. (Fishing Jokes)
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
- What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
- What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!” (Labor Day Jokes)
- There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
- I would like to see a Great White shark before I die… But not right before I die. (Cemetery Jokes)
- What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Prom Jokes)
- Why did the shark get sent to jail?… He was involved with some fishy business. (Police Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- A prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank. Shark 1: What’s your business idea? Businessman: Ridiculously wide sunglasses. Shark 1: I’m out. Shark 2: I’m out. Hammerhead shark: Tell me more.
- What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!” (180 School Jokes)
- Which kind of sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
- What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
- The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Labor Day Jokes)
- The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark! (U.S Aquariums)
- Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes)
- What did the shark get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus. (Biology Jokes & 180 School Jokes)